2006-09-26 17:41:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
"Don't start crying or I'll give you something to cry about." -- My mother
"To err is human; to forgive, divine." -- Alexander Pope
"And it's too late baby, oh it's too late..." -- Carole King
"What? Do you think I was born this big?" -- My friend Nancy
"Yes, you've always been big." -- My 6-y.o. niece's reply to the above
2006-09-26 17:52:08 · answer #1 · answered by RiverGirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...".
- The last words of General John Sedgwick,
Union Commander in the U.S. Civil War
"I was so poor growing up, if I wasn't born a boy I'd have nothing to play with." - Rodney Dangerfield
"I have a different stance on abortion: I'm against abortion, but for killing babies. That way everyone loses, and I win. I'm neither pro choice, nor pro life; I'm pro you-shutting-the-hell-up. The only way I'd be "pro choice" is if it meant I could choose which babies I could abort, and only then if I could lift the age restriction to 80."
- Maddox of The Best Page in the Universe
2006-09-27 02:09:04 · answer #2 · answered by Some_Jerk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery. None but yourself can free your mind.
Believe in yourself, even if others don't.
Honesty is the best policy (and if you don't agree with it, be cautioned) The truth will always prevail.
An eagle will not know how high it can flies if it doesn't spreads its wings.
The toes you stepped on today may be attached to the a** you will have to kiss tomorrow.
2006-09-27 00:55:03 · answer #3 · answered by TK 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
Winnie the Pooh
Eeyore, Pooh's Little Instruction Book
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Albert Camus
2006-09-27 04:02:12 · answer #4 · answered by serious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"A woman who marries for money - earns it."
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"Prince Charles it's said, has been spending less time with Camilla and more time out playing golf. It seems that he's been putting the cart before the horse..."
- Jay Leno Tonight's Show
2006-09-27 01:01:01 · answer #5 · answered by Cedar_2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One finds many companions for food and drink, but in a serious business a man's companions are few - Theognis
2006-09-27 01:42:56 · answer #6 · answered by Freddy F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You miss 100% of the shots you never take." Wayne Gretsky
"When angry, count to 10. If very angry, a 100." Thomas Jefferson
2006-09-27 07:01:54 · answer #7 · answered by Mike S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go here, www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm, for deep thoughts by Jack Handy
2006-09-27 00:49:01 · answer #8 · answered by Gent Of Style 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be careful of the toes you step on today cuz they might be connected to the a** you have to kiss tomorrow
2006-09-27 00:52:01 · answer #9 · answered by abcmom 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's like my grandma always said... 'The real money's in the dick and fart jokes.' She was a church lady.
-Holden McNeil
2006-09-27 00:54:20 · answer #10 · answered by Gabe-Rail 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋