they have massive underground citys, with tecnology more advanced then ours why cant they just stay there and not wont to take back there planet from we half breed human and alien mix people that we are.
2006-09-26 16:47:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Heavens sakes! Now you have done it because they were the one's that invented the Internet and ONLY because they have secretly been controlling the entire world since we changed calendars to the B.C. type structure, ignoring all those A.D. years as if we were 'starting over' again. Get it?
There is no really clear reason why they have to take over but I think it has something to do with the fact we are mucking this one up with wars, but then they created those wars so that is very confusing too. Mostly I think it is because they are republicans and they wish to work on their tans because it's become a fad since the whole hair removal thing started catching on.
Of course you will be eliminated right away, but I am not worried about myself because I am wearing an aluminum hat I fashioned out of reynolds wrap while I type...which wards off the the tracking devices they are emiting towards google answers because google answers in a giant net to ensnare those whose brains are filled with the most interesting tidbits.
Quick! Make yourself an aluminum foil hat! There might still be time.
I have been watched for several months, since I moved to Illinois where there is a forest (and cornfields) (They are attracted to the corn.) I keep my windows lined with foil too and so far it has worked very well, but they keep stealing my snail mail.
Wait...there is someone at the door I will...
2006-09-26 16:57:16 · answer #1 · answered by honorbright24 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hail to the almighty Yeti master!!!! Since you own the internet masters hear my cry to you oh gracious ones. I bow before you in submission. Masters of this domain!!!!
2006-09-27 09:35:49 · answer #2 · answered by Nelly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow
2006-09-28 12:47:33 · answer #3 · answered by Swan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SHHHhhhhhh...stop shouting or people will hear you!! We want their demise to be as painless as possible!! The last thing we want is unorganized panic..so keep your voice down!!!
2006-09-27 00:22:41 · answer #4 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop smoking the dope
2006-09-26 23:57:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
crack...bad!!
2006-09-27 00:39:01 · answer #6 · answered by shootergrrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋