2006-09-26 15:51:16 · 20 answers · asked by Thermo 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy named Bush.
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
He drank like a fish while he drove all about.
But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.
DUI, that is.
Criminal record.
Cover-up.
Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale.
He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
Blow, that is.
White gold.
Nose candy.
The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."
Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
Cushy, that is.
Country clubs.
Nose candy.
Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."
So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.
Gun owners, that is.
Falwell.
Jesse Helms.
Come November 7, the election ran late.
Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.
Chads, that is.
Duval County.
Miami-Dade.
Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in.
Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."
"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
And that's how George finally got his coronation.
Rigged, that is.
Illegitimate.
No moral authority.
Y'all come vote now, ya hear?
2006-09-26 15:53:24 · answer #1 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Where have you been for the last eight years? Everyone knows that he is an oil millionaire. He could be down to earth, I suppose. And he could be a good man, but I believe he is a lousy president.
2006-09-26 16:02:33 · answer #2 · answered by jbpammy004 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
if you consider a family worth multi millions modest means. he a politician his a shucks appearence is he way of fooling people into voting for him he can't really be that dumb
2006-09-26 16:03:21 · answer #3 · answered by justasking 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, he came from a very wealthy family, but he tries to act just like a regular guy from texas to get more votes.
2006-09-26 15:53:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
How could he be a guy of modest means if god speaks to him personally?
2006-09-26 15:57:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yup, fine upstandin' young man...posterboy fer clean livin'...
2006-09-26 15:57:06 · answer #6 · answered by ThatguyPete 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very modest
his father was a US President
his grandfather was a US Senator
2006-09-26 15:56:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
His probably is if you get to know him which people haven't but at like they got him all figured out.
2006-09-26 15:54:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, he was born an oil millionaire.
2006-09-26 15:53:09 · answer #9 · answered by Privratnik 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's Bill and Paula's love child...fighting for the approval of his dad....Bill don't deny him anymore...
2006-09-26 15:57:56 · answer #10 · answered by loofa36 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋