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Please help what do I do? He's spitting on me and making faces at me like he's mad at me, I love the guy but does he really love me or is he using me?

2006-09-26 15:06:24 · 15 answers · asked by Nice Guy 1 in Pets Other - Pets

15 answers

Get the goat a ring. The union is complete when it comes out the other end.

2006-09-26 15:11:41 · answer #1 · answered by Techietoast 3 · 1 0

Well, I did hear of a cowboy who married his horse once. But actually, I do not think that either horses or goats mate for life, so the goat is probably not holding out for a wedding ring. Humans and wolves are among the few animals who mate for life, supposedly. In the case of humans, alas, it often falls far sure of life. Well, that's life.

2006-09-26 22:35:36 · answer #2 · answered by harridan5 4 · 0 0

You need to do something which will be remembered by your goat.

Such as proposing by using a billboard on a highway.

Those work well, especially for cows.

But I've found that just popping the question is easiest for chickens.

2006-09-26 22:15:10 · answer #3 · answered by peddlersofdeth 2 · 1 0

Having experience with goats, young and old, he is a user.

2006-09-26 22:09:31 · answer #4 · answered by EW 4 · 2 0

Go with your heart Bubby Leroy Jr

2006-09-26 22:14:42 · answer #5 · answered by Josh S 7 · 1 0

I don't think you are good enough for the goat. Let him go you are holding him back.

2006-09-26 22:14:00 · answer #6 · answered by doggiebike 5 · 1 0

Stop insulting goats?

2006-09-26 22:18:22 · answer #7 · answered by leo_galpalval 4 · 0 1

I think it is unfair for you to mislead your goat like that.

2006-09-26 22:39:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well what are you waiting for?! Propose already!

2006-09-26 22:18:50 · answer #9 · answered by Meow 5 · 0 0

Don't fall for it! He's just using you to get to the empty beer cans!

2006-09-26 22:08:56 · answer #10 · answered by beckini 6 · 2 0

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