I can see myself in your pants...
2006-09-26 14:36:28
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answer #1
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answered by MidnightSkies 7
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Were your parents theives? They must have been. They took the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes!
(Seen in Austin Powers written on a pad of paper by "mini me": Do you have a little midget in you?
Girl: Umm, not that I know of.
Mini me: Want one?!
2006-09-29 00:36:36
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answer #2
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answered by Dat MrE Guy 2
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i walk over touch the back of a womens coller and say i knew it you where made in heaven ( like its printed on her neck )
it works but then again i'm 6foot 3inches 210lbs and great looking so i think anythink works if your me
2006-09-26 14:33:33
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answer #3
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answered by cosmic_convoy 3
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THE STUPIDEST ONE I'VE HEARD WAS "DID IT HURT, THEN YOU SAY DID WHAT HURT,THEN THEY SAY WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN" THE FUNNIEST ONE WOULD HAVE TO BE "DO YOU WANT TO ****" THEN THE SWEETEST ONE WOULD HAVE TO BE "ARE YOUR LEGS TIRED! THEN YOU SAY WHY? THEN I SAY "BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN RUNNING THREW MY MIND ALL DAY"
2006-09-27 12:45:48
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answer #4
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answered by richard1hose 2
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here is a bad one a girl said to me
if i could rewrite the alphabet i would put u and i together
2006-09-26 14:37:21
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answer #5
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answered by SM 1
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I think you are the woman my mother warned me about.
One I hate : Do you come here often or would you rather at my place!
2006-09-26 14:36:34
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answer #6
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answered by ferretcoach 4
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are you from Tennessee? because it is a 10 i see
2006-09-26 14:34:17
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answer #7
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answered by gerry22122 4
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"i ⥠u as much as a buluga whale loves her baby"
-a joke from Gavin
rate this if u think that was wierd!
p.s.- he dosen't really like me, he says that to be funny!
2006-09-26 14:34:45
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
that's cheesy but funny
2006-09-26 14:39:00
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answer #9
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answered by matt s 2
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I did have this one gal who said "exact change, please". Of course, that was when I was getting on the bus....
2006-09-26 14:34:40
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answer #10
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answered by You'll Never Outfox the Fox 5
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