2006-09-26 14:14:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
I had a lot of errands to do one day which included dropping off some clothes to be dry-cleaned and wondered where to go. I remembered a few years back a new placed had opened up right down the street. Being in a big hurry I decided to go there and drop off the stuff and continue with my very busy day. I pulled into the parking lot, jumped out and loaded up my arms with the huge pile of clothes. The first thing I saw when I walked thru the door was a display counter loaded with pies, cakes etc. Not having been in a dry cleaners for years I thought to myself what an interesting concept. Just then a man with a big smile on his face asked if he could help me. I became aware that suddenly everything was quiet and looked around the room to find people dining at tables and looking at me. I said nothing but burst out in hysterical laughter and left. Even now when I think of it or drive by the "dry cleaners" I have to laugh at myself. I had no idea the dry cleaners had gone out of business and reopened as a deli! You've got to be able to laugh at yourself!
2006-09-29 04:26:21 · answer #1 · answered by sunshinysusan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe I'm telling this one on the web, but what the hell, it was funny at the time. OK. About 10 yrs. ago, while working a construction job at a site near home in August, I REALLY had to go #2, and there were no jiffyjohns left (job was about done). I did find one out in a field next to the site, so I just hurried over and went in. God, it was the nastiest thing I ever saw, but I held my breath, closed my eyes and let it go. Suddenly, I was airborne, the jiffyjohn cartwheeling, was thrown out (not hurt) with six months of s**t stuck to me. My "buddies" thought it would be a P***er to see what would happen with a running start and six shoulders on the s***er at full speed. Funny, very funny. (at my expense). Ha Ha Ha. -- Rat
2006-09-26 14:37:06 · answer #2 · answered by Raptor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was going to a fancy dress party dressed as Superman, with my underpants outside my trousers.
The party ws in a row of terraced house.
I arrived, parked the car, and saw the door was open. So I made a flying entrance shouting 'Ta-daaaa'
When I stopped moving, I discovered I was in front of a seventy year old couple watching television in the next house
2006-09-26 14:27:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to the grocery store with my friends gf to get more beer and munchies. I had my arms full of groceries at the front of the store and she decided to pull my shorts down in front of everyone. I literally had to bend over and set the groceries down to pull my shorts and underwear back up. At that poing she was out by the car laughing her azz off.
2006-09-26 14:59:27 · answer #4 · answered by Motorpsycho 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is very embarring twice in the same day i was noticed by the women, while talking to two different women at different times but on the same day i was totally unaware that my shades were see thru,, needless to say they had to have noticed i was staring at their nice racks,,, but they never said nuthing bout it,, go figure
2006-09-26 14:57:49 · answer #5 · answered by kewl69charger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I put sand inside a white paper bag and then I stuck a candle in the bag, and when I lit the candle...... The bag glew!!!!!!
True story
2006-09-26 14:15:57 · answer #6 · answered by salasvexx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋