2006-09-26 14:13:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
my life happend
2006-09-26 14:13:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i was attending my first interview with my first job, and there was no problem getting into the building because guards were opening the door for me. after the interview, i was the only one who would go out, other interviewees were still waiting in the lobby. i thought if i'd push the door, it will automatically open, so there i was, wearing heels and all, putting all my weight to the door handle and...blaam!the door didnt move an inch even after my body slammed to it. hearing a snicker, i feigned confidence and rattled the door open like a demented prisoner. then one of the regular employees pushed the button on the left side of the wall, several inches from the door and guess what? it opened. when i knew that nobody was watching, i bursted out laughing. my, did i lose my poise there, darn door :D
2006-09-27 00:18:13 · answer #2 · answered by DJ Alex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was about 5 Years Old, My "Mean" Uncle Gene was doing a Tune-Up on His ' 58 Ford.To "Teach" Me a Lesson, He Charged up the Distributor Condenser, and put it on His Workbench, and told me, "Boy, Don't You Dare Touch That", and went inside to get a Beer. He waited until He heard me Cry from inside the House, came back out, and Said "Dammit Boy, I Told You not to Touch That !" I didn't think it was very Funny, but Everyone else did ! <*>L<*>O<*>L<*> !!
2006-09-26 21:30:46 · answer #3 · answered by gvaporcarb 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I tripped on the stairs, and slid head first all the way down at the hotel that I worked at, which was hosting a formal New Year's Eve party.
This happened on my first real date with my husband, and I was wearing heals and a dress at the time. He was behind me when this happened. I was mortified.
What a way to make a good first impression!
2006-09-26 21:26:02 · answer #4 · answered by Chewie 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Scary but funny later, a few years ago we were getting a new pickup and I wanted to drive. I was going good until my husband said, look out for that cow out there, well, I missed the cow but I didn't see the calf behind her and he darted out and the poor thing landed on his side and rolled under the pickup. It was kicking and banging under there and when I finally backed up, the calf got up, stood up and looked at me with a dirty look and ran to his mother. He wasn;t hurt but I cried for a few minutes and then my kids said, God, Mom, calm down, it's okay.
2006-09-26 21:21:30 · answer #5 · answered by greenheadchick 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I was 6 month PG and I came out of walmart and was talking and ran into one of those big yellow poles that in front of the store. It hit me right in my stomach. We laughed about that one for days. I was ok so was the baby. Still when I see those poles I laugh
2006-09-26 21:50:43 · answer #6 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was on vacation in Italy and I had to use the restroom while in Venice. So anyways, I go into this bathroom, use the bathroom and I come out to wash my hands and some Italian guy walks in and starts speaking a bunch of Italian like freaking out. I had used the guys bathroom. I was so embarassed!!
2006-09-26 21:40:42 · answer #7 · answered by Princess Piper 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
In 3rd grade my teacher (A Catholic Nun) caught me saying The F Word! She grabbed me by my ear lifted me up onto my toes and asked me if I wanted to go to Hell. When I said NO, she looked me in the eye and said...Well you're going! She dragged me by my ear to the Principal's office, Sister Eulalia, who paddled me.
I'm 42 now and have gotten great laughes out of that experience for a lot of years.
Ohh, and Im sure you're wondering if I ever said it again...I don't think so, but if I did, I sure didn't get caught!
2006-09-26 21:17:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i was walking with two of my friends at school and i was looking at them and talking and then all of a sudden one of em smiles and half a second later i smacked into a door that was sticking out and had a door stop in. i just couldnt help but laugh it was so funny.
2006-09-26 21:15:39 · answer #9 · answered by Krissi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got this new chanel outfit..and I wanted to show it off..So my friend and I were going to go to the mall,out to eat and to the movies...We went to the mall..I got an ICE MOCHA and I was wear the cutiest,but slickest shoes from chanel and I went to step and I slid and fell right on my behind and runied my whole outft! and not just that I did it infront of my ex and the thousands of people that were in the mall!!!
2006-09-26 21:18:17 · answer #10 · answered by pinksophie044 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
my little brother brandon s hit his pants at school and i had to go pick him up, he sat thru three classes before the teacher sent him to the nurse, by the time he got there it had seaped into his socks, oh by the way, the little f ucker is in 9th grade... what a loser
2006-09-26 21:15:58 · answer #11 · answered by Bodhi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋