2006-09-26 13:17:47 · 15 answers · asked by tunc 1 in Pets ➔ Reptiles
yes its true..
and when Chuck Norris jumps in water he doesn't get wet. the watter gets Chuck Norris.
2006-09-27 06:02:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is True... I know this because After reading this post i gave him a call and he told me...He said he turns them inside out first and prefers the Western diamond back over the Eastern diamond.
It Takes chuck norris an hour to eat at a restaurant... the first 45mins banging his waitress and the last 15 for eating his steak
2006-09-27 08:22:25 · answer #2 · answered by scarface 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I recall reading about this somewhere.
The rattlers are alive to begin with, but afterward Chuck ties them into a knot and flushes them.
BTW: in the time it took you to read this Answer, Chuck Norris could have killed you. Twenty-six times.
2006-09-26 13:28:03 · answer #3 · answered by jvsconsulting 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is a joke, if anyone ever said it. Dude what woman would have sex with a dude that has a rattlesnake as a condom.
2006-09-26 13:26:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes he does. That Chuck Norris is a crazy Mo-Fo.
2006-09-26 13:24:29 · answer #5 · answered by nickkap1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's like impossible to do I think. Plus who would attempt that? I would say uh no!
2006-09-26 13:23:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you dumbass! He carries the littlest Trojan prematures he can find.
BRUCE LEE RULES! The LEE 4 Shure!
2006-09-26 17:23:29 · answer #7 · answered by AverageSlum 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not always. Sometimes he buys the ones that say: Ribbed for Her Pleasure. Then he turns them inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
2006-09-26 13:23:17 · answer #8 · answered by lucyanddesi 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh that's so funny.
I actually met him and his wife and they have kids so he probably does not use anything.
2006-09-29 03:21:33 · answer #9 · answered by WendyD1999 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only when he's ran out of anacondas!
2006-09-26 14:11:28 · answer #10 · answered by ad_rock_sc 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋