Im bored and need a good smile/laugh!
2006-09-26 10:16:17 · 17 answers · asked by Itisme 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I can make you smile.......like a donut.
2006-09-26 10:46:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was such a moving and touching story, I had to share it with you to make you smile.
It's amazing the connections between people and animals.
Incredible story about an elephant's memory.
A young man was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college. While he was walking through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the
air. The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot. There was a large thorn deeply embedded
in the bottom of the foot.
As carefully and as gently as he could he worked the thorn out
with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen -- thinking of nothing else but being trampled.
Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. The man never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later the man was walking through the zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to where they were standing at the rail. The large bull elephant stared at him and lifted it's front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times, all the while staring at the man. The man couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.
After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at
him. The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around
one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing him.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
2006-09-26 17:25:32 · answer #2 · answered by gettingmadtoday 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two boiled sweets (candies) walk into a bar.
As they sit at the bar they drink lots of beer and get progressively drunk. Soon they are looking around the bar at people to make fun of. They have a good laugh at two sherbert lemons in the corner. They deliberately pour beer over a small rhubarb-and-custard in the corner.
Sniggering, they wait for the next poor sweet to walk through the door. A small white sweet walks in. One of the boys at the bar turns pale and turns around quickly to stare into his beer.
'Whats the matter with you?' his friend asks.
'Don't mess with him - he's menthol'
If you didn't get that, you're probably not British.
2006-09-26 17:23:32 · answer #3 · answered by cheesynosmo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A friend of mine told me to do this whenever I felt down or stressed. Let me pass it on to you...
Say this three times
Fiddle dee dee, it's good to be me.
Yeah, it never worked for me. When I'm in a rut or down I try to think about the sounds my friends and family make when they laugh. this usually gets me thinking about stories that made us laugh and I sometimes end up giggling.
2006-09-26 17:19:16 · answer #4 · answered by stimply 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old man goes to the doctor.
He tells him,"I can seem to pee! I try and I try, but nothing happens! I have not peed in a month!"
The doctor scratches his head and thinks for a second.
He then asks,"Well how old are you"?
The man says,"93."
The doctor says,"Well you've peed enough."
2006-09-26 17:19:13 · answer #5 · answered by Dana Lana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, two guys walk into a bar. That's odd, because you think the second one would have seen it!
That's about all I have. You have a fantastic day!
2006-09-26 17:18:06 · answer #6 · answered by rita_alabama 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, just look in the mirror. Youll probably laugh your head off!
But seriously? Have a look here:
http://www.i-am-bored.com/
Or here:
http://www.imbored.com/
and here
http://h1.ripway.com/avrahamroos
or here:
http://www.miniclips.com
Have fun!
PS One of these sites is mine as you have probably figured
2006-09-26 17:21:54 · answer #7 · answered by A R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you make a handkerchief dance ?
-- you put a little boogie in it ;]
lols i got that from a commercial and it made me smile.
2006-09-26 17:17:54 · answer #8 · answered by lostt. 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Um.....Where do girls with big boobs work?? HOOTERS!! So.....where do girls with one leg work?? I-Hop.....um did u hear about the actress that killed her agent with a fork.....Reese something....hahaha not witherspoon withherfork...hahahahaha
2006-09-26 17:19:09 · answer #9 · answered by John C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish i could but honestly I'm feeling the same way as you are today...feel better!
2006-09-26 18:25:49 · answer #10 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋