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As the original Goatboy said:
"What about the dinosaur bones?"
"Oh God put those there to test our faith..."

"Anyone else have trouble sleeping with that thought? The idea that God might be...F*cking with our heads?"

"I am a prankster God, I'm killing me..."

If he exists, I reckon he's having a right old laugh.

2006-09-26 22:01:46 · answer #1 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0 0

The universe is to big for us to even begin to understand,yet we seem to keep trying. It is filled with darkness and light,good and evil. This universe will be done away with,and we will live in a new universe, where the evil and darkness has been removed
( Revelation 21:1 ). God must be found here in this life,on this planet called earth,not out in the vast universe. Search the universe of your soul for answers. Look for God in creation and within you. Consider a butterfly sometime,or the purity of a little child's heart. God is nearer than we may think!

2006-09-26 10:18:59 · answer #2 · answered by christgov 1 · 0 0

If God made the Universe, surely he also made the cerebral types you speak of.

2006-09-26 10:03:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Who said that God created the universe to begin with. I feel that people created God as a means to explain that which they don't understand.......like the Universe.

2006-09-26 10:09:34 · answer #4 · answered by Clay T 1 · 0 0

God is so awesomely wise--beyond what our minds can even fathom! God is love & so He doesn't "screw with" ppl. He made the universe to function so we can have life on earth. For other ?'s check out http://www.gotquestions.org

2006-09-26 10:09:18 · answer #5 · answered by Sheryl R 4 · 0 0

God is a prat,

Why make something so big, that no fucker will ever see it.

Or, I just need a bit of brain dust sprinkled over me noggin,

cause thats the point,

I`ll make it big, to teach these clever basterds a lesson,

Which is what you said in the first place!!

NURSE, time for bed, said zeberdy

2006-09-26 15:18:50 · answer #6 · answered by GB123 2 · 0 0

God made the universe so vast (but not infinite) because God, Himself is so vast (yes - He IS infinite), and to God, the universe is not all that big.

And yet, in spite of the fact that God is so big (infinite) and we are so small, yet He is concerned about every detail of our lives! (Amazing!).

In fact, God cares so much about us, that He sent His Son, Jesus, to die to pay the penalty for OUR crimes against God (ie sins). Now THAT spells "LOVE"!

2006-09-26 10:06:22 · answer #7 · answered by no1home2day 7 · 2 0

Not at all. You can screw yourself up without any help from God.

2006-09-26 22:45:32 · answer #8 · answered by los 7 · 0 0

God or whoever didn't make the universe... it just magically appeared one day in a blinding flash :-)

2006-09-26 10:16:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nah! that would take too much forethought , planning, and catering to our delusions. He was just on an artistic rampage, making pretties in the sky. He never even thought we'd notice................

2006-09-27 09:27:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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