1. One to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to
be changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing
the light bulb or they are for darkness.
5. One to give a billion dollar no bid contract to Halliburton for a new
light bulb.
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush dressed as a janitor standing on a
step ladder under a huge banner:' Light bulb change accomplished!"
7. One administration insider to resign and write about documenting in
detail how Bush was literally in the dark.
8. One to viciously smear number 7.
9 One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has
had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
10. And finally one to confuse the American people about the difference
between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country
11. Four hundred and sixty two: Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb; twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry; sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D; thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light bulbs; fifty-three to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb; forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision gear instead of light bulbs; and two hundred eighty-three to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet.
2006-09-26 08:04:15 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
that all of them
2006-09-26 08:05:27 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha pretty imaginative....if it was democrats then we would have to add a few more.
1 for hiring a civil rights commission to make the light bulb was the right color.
1 for the arts commission to be sure to support the artist.
1 for the cultural comission to be sure all cultures are represented.
1 for the environmental commission to be sure the environement is safe.
Sounds like a lot of commissions....is this Russia or Amerkica?
2006-09-26 08:38:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GREAT one! Thanks very much. Here is another:
NEWS BULLETIN
President Hillary Clinton today announced that American troops will begin immediately withdrawing from Iraq. She added that any country which interfered with such withdrawal or put American troops in harms way would face total destruction from atomic bombs. This news was greeted with cheers all over America as it took a woman to find the solution to the Iraq fiasco. Her husband Bill was asked by a commentator for his take on the latest action. He replied with a wink, “I always thought there should be more women in the Oval Office.”
2006-09-26 08:05:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
I've screwed in some odd places - but never in a light bulb!
2006-09-26 08:06:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was just one, to hold the light bulb while the world revolved around them.
2006-09-26 08:23:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical Dem.... nothing better to do with your time, but, waste it on nothing that has to do with the problems at hand, now if that isnt walking in "ole Bills shoes", then I dont know what is..
Just ask Monica!!
2006-09-26 08:24:53 · answer #6 · answered by Katz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got this one in an email a couple weeks ago, still funny. Only two more years then the idiot is out.
2006-09-26 08:06:35 · answer #7 · answered by stigma138 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
None because the democrats have stole the light bulb.
2006-09-26 08:06:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
12. An extra to blame it all on the Democrats.
2006-09-26 08:05:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
0, they like being in the dark
2006-09-26 08:25:58 · answer #10 · answered by Nick F 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None..We hire poor Democrats to do our useless work
2006-09-26 08:06:38 · answer #11 · answered by dwh12345 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋