MY FAT LADY COWORKER JUST WENT OUT FOR HER DAILY MCDONALD'S FIX. WHEN SHE CAME BACK SHE DECIDED TO EAT AT HER DESK. AS SHE FLOPS DOWN INTO HER DESK CHAIR (WHICH GROANED IN AGONY AS ALL THAT FLAB CAME SPLASHING DOWN INTO IT), SHE LET'S OUT A THUNDEROUS FART!! SHE DOESN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING, "NO EXCUSE ME" OR ANYTHING!!! HOW GROSS IS THAT??????
2006-09-26 07:16:22 · 20 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO VIII 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You should unscrew part of her chair and when she sits down.... BOOM! she will hit the floor...
2006-09-26 08:09:26 · answer #1 · answered by MalibuSun 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Michelle, Retardo, You have a thing for rotund ladies that expell gaseous emmissions in copious quantities... in your fantasies, ON YOUR FACE! Good to know that life is keeping your interest stirred... not shaken.... a real James Bond to the weight-challenged crowd! God Bless YOU!
2006-09-26 14:22:47 · answer #2 · answered by cherodman4u 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, this woman sounds gross, and that just topped off the uber grossness oozing from her pores.
2006-09-26 14:18:48 · answer #3 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just go into teh mens room, grab a urinal cake and slide it between her butt cheeks. I know it will be very hard, very scary for you, and you may even vomit a bit out your nose, but you have to do this brave act. Now. For yourself, For society.
2006-09-26 14:28:51 · answer #4 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty bad. I say you hide some fecal matter in her 234 big macs.
2006-09-26 14:31:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes but she will still always be your baby mama. Deal with it.
Next time, remember to "wrap the casserole" before you "put it in the oven".
2006-09-26 14:23:07 · answer #6 · answered by ڒαиìє's ɠσт α ɠυи 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And your Mr. Retardo? Seems like you all would make a good match ! Ha !
2006-09-26 15:59:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a life. yeah it's gross but who cares
2006-09-26 14:19:15 · answer #8 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty gross but skinny people fart too. why does it matter shes fat?
2006-09-26 14:18:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's pretty foul. I hope you weren't eating lunch!
2006-09-26 14:18:25 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋