2006-09-26 06:37:19 · 7 answers · asked by sasha 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Grade school teacher asked her class, "What part of the anatomy, when stimulated, grows to 10 times its size?"
Little Martha got insensed, "How can you dare to ask such a thing!?! I'm going to tell my mother! I'm going to tell my dad! They're going to tell the principal! They're going to tell the school board!"
The teacher calmly told Martha to sit back down and asked the question again. Little Billy stood up and said, "The iris in our eyes."
The teacher said "Very good" to Billy and then spoke to Martha, "And you young lady, I've got three things to say: first, you obviously did not read your homework; second, you've got a dirty mind; and third, some day you will be a woman and you are in for a big disappointment."
(I heard this, surprisingly, from my soon-to-be daughter-in-law last night)
2006-09-26 06:46:39 · answer #1 · answered by Rabbit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay .. A guy with a glass eye usually leaves his glass eye in water overnight so it does not dry out. But one night he got so faded that he drank the water and the eye.
3 days passed and he could not take a dump so he called his doctor.
When he got to the doctors office, he had to remove all of his clothes and get on the table "doggie style".
The patient was a little reluctant but he followed his doctors orders.
After about 2 minutes the doctor came in, examined his rectum and made several humming and haaing noises.
The patient asked the doctor what was wrong and the doctor said,
"Well.......I have been looking at asses for the past 30 years BUT this is the first time one has looked back at me...."
2006-09-26 14:07:42 · answer #2 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A three legged dog walks into a bar,, the bartenders says " what do you want dog" the dog answers," I am looking for the man who shot my Paw"
2006-09-26 13:40:07 · answer #3 · answered by rich2481 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of dog has 4 legs and an arm?******* A Pitbull
2006-09-26 13:55:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the buffalo say to his son before sending him to school?
Bye son.
Har har
2006-09-26 14:04:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brokeback mountain isn't just a movie its what chuck norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard lol lol lol lol lol
2006-09-26 13:39:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's wrong?
2006-09-26 13:40:25 · answer #7 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋