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Wow, you don't have to buy Ewoks in bulk???? Dammit I KNEW that chinese fu*cker was lying to me for all this time.

2006-09-26 11:55:59 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

The market price of Ewoks is determined solely by the quality of the pelt. As Ewoks age, the pelt becomes worth less because of the animals poor diet and hygiene. A young Ewok pelt, say from a yearling or animal no more than two years old should net you the best price.

Raising Ewoks for profit isn't easy, or everyone would be doing it. You must stop watching those late night infomercials, especially after consuming large amounts of beer. The Empire goons who make those commercials know that your judgment is impaired and they will gladly take advantage of you.

There are much easier ways to make a nickel in the realms without shoveling Ewok waste and picking fleas out of your pubes.

2006-09-26 13:45:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

3 for $1....10 for $3.

2006-09-26 13:28:38 · answer #3 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 0 0

Sell them for about $5 a piece and if you buy more than 3, knock it down to about $4. Then any more than 10, make them $2.50

2006-09-26 13:28:50 · answer #4 · answered by 4eyed zombie 6 · 0 0

Ewoks wouldn't be worth much.

2006-09-26 13:28:25 · answer #5 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0 0

What about split-Ewoks... I only have use for half and Ewok

2006-09-26 16:03:56 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Your ewoks are 30 years old... I bet they can't do any heavy lifting.. Are you breeding them? If so, I'll give you $10.00 lb.

2006-09-26 13:30:00 · answer #7 · answered by TropicalSun 5 · 0 0

Build a bear has them for $15.

2006-09-26 17:41:06 · answer #8 · answered by the_bearded_jedi 1 · 0 0

i miss those boobies.


i'm sorry what was the question?

2006-09-26 13:30:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

$10,000

2006-09-26 13:28:52 · answer #10 · answered by Chewie 7 · 0 0

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