buh humbug
2006-09-26 06:01:20 · 7 answers · asked by robert l 1 in Business & Finance ➔ Investing
you guessed the wrong numbers?
2006-09-26 06:03:39 · answer #1 · answered by military and veteran advocate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a better chance of falling out of an airplane without a parachute, getting struck by lightning on the way down, surviving the fall and walking away only to be struck by an M-1 Tank and living to tell about it than you do of winning the lottery...
2006-09-26 13:09:35 · answer #2 · answered by sarge927 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Dear Robert,
It is my professional responsibility to inform you that playing the lottery should be re-titled for what it is, "volunteering to pay state taxes."
If you buy $1,000 in lottery taxes, you are going to get back $600.
I can take you to a Sioux Indian casino a short drive from my house where you can put $1,000 down on 21 or on the craps table and get back at least $992.
You're volunteering to pay extra state taxes. Please stop doing that.
2006-09-26 13:58:14 · answer #3 · answered by urbancoyote 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because the Flying Spaghetti Monster wants you to get a job instead. It is part of the big picture, for which most of us weren't even given crayons.
2006-09-26 13:03:12 · answer #4 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because you take more from the universe than you give.
*goes back to Budda pose*
2006-09-26 13:05:54 · answer #5 · answered by Lisa P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
join the queue i cannot win it myself
2006-09-26 13:03:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so do i
2006-09-26 13:08:45 · answer #7 · answered by CROSS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋