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Do alien like to date human???

2006-09-26 05:38:46 · 17 answers · asked by vishal 1 in Science & Mathematics Astronomy & Space

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Unfortunately, the pharmacology necessary to keep us healthy from your pathogens and to protect you from ours, cannot be trusted to protect either of our species in a close dating situation. The DNA is so different that physical union will not result in viable offspring even though the coupling would be possible. With only slight physical alterations, we are able to pass as Human and this has allowed us to observe you for a very long time. Over the centuries, your planet was a curious place to visit once or twice and was not considered very interesting . Sure, your wars showed us how undeveloped you are as a species and your infantile,(in cosmic terms) dependence on god concepts does not bode well for you. We are now showing an interest in you because it is not often that we get to observe a species commit suicide. You are so close to maturing as a sentient species and it will be a shame to see you kill yourselves. There are just not enough of you becoming rational enough to force the issue. You let the least among you determine your fate, so be it.

2006-09-28 08:09:54 · answer #1 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0 0

the cow next door....they are the only one who really beleive there are some aliens going about? they looked at the sky most of the time during the night where you can see clearer than the day time? they even know what they looked like and they asked the cows? when they milked them , some powder milk, please? unbeleivable? you might say? Indeed? Be a nice cow? and say yes? yes? yes?

2006-09-26 12:45:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No. They tend to stay with their own. Here's a picture of a breeding pair taken in the late 60's or early 70's.

2006-09-26 12:48:02 · answer #3 · answered by SPLATT 7 · 0 0

yes, us aliens do that all the time. There is nothing sexier than a human man. Dont they tell you???!! are they ashamed of us?

2006-09-26 12:47:15 · answer #4 · answered by sea_sher 5 · 0 0

Little do you know the really hot chicks already are aliens.

2006-09-26 12:43:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It depends on how young the alien is.

2006-09-26 13:57:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, here in our community: to date with human is taboo.
who ever does here, will face the consequnces.
so another test of GOD on us...live among humans but dont date.
LOLZ

2006-09-26 12:56:03 · answer #7 · answered by M Moeen ud din 1 · 0 0

yes but our idea of "dating" is a little bit different.
in our culture we skip all the getting to know u crap and we get right to the anal probing. We like to use sharp metal objects, peach fuzz skinned dildos. We also have a fetish for human excrement

2006-09-26 15:01:33 · answer #8 · answered by GNOSIS 3 · 0 0

bleep goobo, zupe ~translating~ no, u hu-mons are too high maintenance. Besides, the creatures you call 'cows' are much more beautiful.

2006-09-26 23:21:31 · answer #9 · answered by Koklor 2 · 0 0

only if you consider a date being probed in the *** and having microchips planted in your bloodstream

2006-09-27 22:01:31 · answer #10 · answered by hondacobra 2 · 0 0

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