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"NO DON 'T PUSH THAT BUTTO....."

2006-09-26 05:42:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

My last words? Too long to get into as it would be the length of a novella!

But to keep things condensed:

"Live your life like you're gonna die... Because you're gonna!"

"If 3 million people would follow me now, we wouldn't have an overpopulation problem!"

"Do not mourn me, for I will be free of this constrictive and materialistic world. Rejoyce in my passing, for I will never again hurt any of you"

"(to my wife) Although I am leaving this material plane, my love will forever remain, as it was, as it is, as it shall be forever."

You get the drill by now!

2006-09-26 06:10:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm not going to be able to talk so let me see your hand. THEN i's grab the person's hand and shove it down my pants and pass gas on it

2006-09-26 05:40:09 · answer #3 · answered by Naddo 3 · 1 0

Let the Chaos Begin!!!!

2006-09-26 05:48:17 · answer #4 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0 0

To the top

2006-09-26 05:40:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Send me the bill

2006-09-26 05:44:59 · answer #6 · answered by -:¦:-SKY-:¦:- 7 · 2 0

Remember me

2006-09-26 05:42:33 · answer #7 · answered by dixiedarling 4 · 1 1

Depending on whether or not I outlive my father.

If I die first, I'd say "you're next f*cker"
If he dies first, I'd say "at least I had the chance to piss on his grave"

2006-09-26 05:43:37 · answer #8 · answered by 4eyed zombie 6 · 1 1

Make sure that I'm really dead before they cremate me.

2006-09-26 05:40:52 · answer #9 · answered by Marenight 7 · 1 0

peace out

2006-09-26 05:40:14 · answer #10 · answered by eclipse_girl18 1 · 1 0

Mama always said there'd be days like this.......

2006-09-26 05:50:27 · answer #11 · answered by Jen J 4 · 1 0

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