I won't stop until I've got justice
2006-09-26 05:21:25 · 28 answers · asked by Grinner5000 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
My pet tortoise, Fudge, has the ability to wield two Uzis accurately at the same time.
Buy some camouflage gear from the nearest Army surplus store, get a visa, fly to the US, and go to the Pentagon.
Security will be tight. Before approaching the building, place Fudge on your head (in the 'withdrawn' position, to conceal the Uzis) and run at the gates, screaming: 'US Marines! This is an emergency!'
Once you're inside, let Fudge go to work, and remember to walk around twice to make sure there are no survivors.
NOTES:
a. Practise your American accent before that run at the gates. If you're from Newcastle this isn't going to work, frankly.
b. Back in 1977, I painted 'The Clash' on Fudge's shell, sorry 'bout that. White spirit might help get it off.
c. Fudge may pop his tortoise head out while he's sitting on your head. Allow him to do so.
d. You don't have to pack Fudge, just book a separate seat for him on the flight.
Very best of luck.
2006-09-26 07:03:20 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They keep trying to get into my *** no not them. My computer.
If it's any help their Wireless ship is just off the Malibu coast and following the cables back to land you should be able to pick up the trail.
I also recommend something faster than a tortoise, and in any case they are difficult to saddle.
Stay tall in the saddle.
Go easy on the spurs.
2006-09-26 05:32:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it isn't. The CIA's clandestine operations are somewhat that extremely-intense danger, extremely-intense reward. the precedence is that throughout the time of searching new informants, you'll run into some hazards, and some are tragic like this. those going into clandestine operations understand this finished nicely getting into; it really is of their pastime description to mingle with the enemy to achieve innovations for u . s . a . of america's help.
2016-11-24 20:20:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would call in the C.S.I to investigate the crime scene however a warning did you know that statistics say that murders of family and pets are usually done by close relatives and you will be number one suspect. So I would get a good lawyer if I was you, you just may well need it. plead insanity as this should be fairly easy to do in light of the question!
2006-09-26 05:34:03 · answer #4 · answered by momof3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't the CIA.
It was an evil orginization who fooled you into believing they were CIA. I suggest you go to a CIA office and offer to become a double agent.
2006-09-26 05:23:35 · answer #5 · answered by MMTS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join the CIA!
2006-09-27 06:07:05 · answer #6 · answered by Sally J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man create a movement and start to bomb down the white house therefore the cia headquarters
2006-09-26 05:36:38 · answer #7 · answered by the black crab 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, you don't stand a chance against the CIA...you know what I'm sayin'...
2006-09-26 05:24:56 · answer #8 · answered by Hacker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join the FBI, I hear they hate the CIA as much as you do.
2006-09-27 01:28:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard Darth Vader is looking for an apprentice.
2006-09-26 05:29:34 · answer #10 · answered by vaderismydog2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋