you should find a chicken to hang onto?????
Why is it that just cows fly away???
Perhaps I'm just watching to much t.v.........
2006-09-26 04:29:46 · 24 answers · asked by itty 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Just be careful if you hold onto a chicken you never know when they are going to cross the road... and POW hit by a flying cow... not a good way to go...
2006-09-26 04:51:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FALSE I once saw a chicken get impaled into a telephone pole. Well no not really but I bet it would be pretty cool if it happened. Best advice is to get in a ditch or under the house and wear brown pants just in case the house flies away or a cow lands next to you in the ditch. You will need them for stain cover-up.
2006-09-28 10:30:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cows are the only things that fly away because they're the only things dumb enough to stay around.
I've never heard the chicken thing.....might want to tell the cows that.
2006-09-27 14:44:02 · answer #3 · answered by Brian 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chickens have wings…so they have something to flap when the tornado comes. Cows have udders…so the flapping is not so much a good idea. In fact, it’s udderly ridiculous.
2006-09-26 11:44:07 · answer #4 · answered by Maddog Salamander 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The reason that is,,,,YOU CAN'T catch a chicken !! You see, if you chase one, chances are you'll out run the tornado! Cows don't run, therefore they're gone-ers!
Now in a lightning storm, stand in an open field with a twenty foot aluminum pole.................oh wait, that's what I tell my kids....never mind!
2006-09-26 11:49:54 · answer #5 · answered by Mike B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you hit the ditch and pray. Chicken can fly or some can and birds and such fly away from the storm
2006-09-26 11:40:10 · answer #6 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A tonado actually blew one of our chickens inside out when I was a boy. It was the first time I ever saw an Eggplant. =0)
2006-09-26 11:32:57 · answer #7 · answered by etngapech 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd hang on to the sides of my bath tub, it would have to be a frozen chicken in there with me LOL
2006-09-26 11:42:29 · answer #8 · answered by Lyn I 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey, if there's a tornado, I'm retreating to my closet! At least things falling on me would be soft!
2006-09-26 11:34:52 · answer #9 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always try and have a Tookybird handy to hang onto...:-)..pigs don't fly is why
2006-09-26 11:33:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋