For some reason, it always irks me whenever I'm in a restaraunt and someone blows their nose while at their table. It always seems to happen and I view it as poor manners. Anyways, a few years back I finally got fed up enough that I started throwing things at whoever was blowing their nose. Usually what I throw ends up being a dinner roll, but there have been times when the items thrown have consisted of salt shakers and other heavy objects. My aim is quite good and I have no problem striking someone from several tables distant.
Most of the time, the recipient of my wrath is just stunned and has no idea who threw the object. Sometimes it has resulted in outbursts where the target will start yelling at everyone around. In the extreme few cases, it has resulted in me fighting some nimrod out in the parking lot. Anyways, this sort of action has never involved the police, yet, and seems to have resulted in fewer people blowing their noses at tables in my area. Should I continue?
2006-09-26 04:17:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
omgggg lolll.....that has got to be the funniest thing ive heard all day..ty for the laugh...and its assualt just so u know.....but still funny as hell
2006-09-26 04:21:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
You have to be the most obnoxious person. For your information it is considered proper for someone to simply turn their head and blow their nose quietly. If your upset by someone blowing their nose seriously GET A LIFE!! Would you rather they just pick their nose and then fling it at you. Or are you the type of person that just expects everyone not to have any type of bodily fluids. My suggestion don't step out of your house during cold and flue season.
By the way it is a CRIME to throw anything at someone. So unless you want to go to jail and tell them " I'm here cause i threw a salt shaker at someone" . I just you stop your crazy behavior.
2006-09-26 11:32:46 · answer #2 · answered by Angela H 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are a poser.
First of all your ID - "Debonair English Gentleman" - and then your jejune, immature questions. IF you really were a gentleman - debonair or not - you would never think of doing what you describe in this and other questions you have posted. At least, not in public. So I have a suggestion:
Find a chat room in which you can carry on your "funny" hallucinations, and leave this site to those people who are asking for help with REAL questions.
2006-09-26 11:33:20 · answer #3 · answered by kerangoumar 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Of course not. Imagine that some other twerp reduces himself to shooting a firearm at the guy who throws objects at those who blow their noses while at their table. You are basically doing the same.
2006-09-26 14:02:06 · answer #4 · answered by El Gran Yo 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey I've always thought we should make chucking things at rude people in restaurants an Olympic sport.
2006-09-26 15:23:11 · answer #5 · answered by Sara 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just be happy that you are Socially Superior, and leave it at that.
I believe it could be considered battery by bread and a misdemeanor.
BTW, throwing food is so - Common. And you aren't Common, are you?
2006-09-26 11:26:50 · answer #6 · answered by MARIA K 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what you don't know won't hurt you. do you actually think the kitchen staff washes up after they use the bathroom. do you actually stinky the busboy is kept away from the food. the reason the police have never been called is because when you take it to the parking lot you hit like a little girl!!!
2006-09-26 11:34:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sure you should continue, just don't throw butter and salt.
A salt and buttery case can lead to serious legal complications.
2006-09-26 11:28:02 · answer #8 · answered by lkraie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a misdemeanor until you injure someone, then you will go to jail for assault or maybe even murder. Better grow up before the worst happens.
2006-09-26 11:36:52 · answer #9 · answered by rhymingron 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you are most rude. I suppose you would rather see people with candles hanging out of their noses.
2006-09-26 11:22:58 · answer #10 · answered by cooperman 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It is more than bad manners,,, it is just plain sick and should be a crime,, it has ruined many a good meal for me.
2006-09-26 11:26:28 · answer #11 · answered by landerscott 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋