Come on give full on cringy details, if everyone shares it makes my own not so bad and I am constantly embarrassing myself!
2006-09-26 02:05:23 · 12 answers · asked by Georgie 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Aargh!
When I was twenty I had just started dating a guy who is now my #1 beloved. I thought he was super, super faboo, such a gentleman and so funny.
Anyway.
So we go to the local student-y restaurant, which was famous for its supercheap Italian food. And we order pastas. He gets the chicken one, I - aargh - decide on the shrimp one. (WHY??)
We proceed to have this wonderful, wonderful dinner, still just getting to know each other, a little shy, lots of butterflies, So romantic.
And we finish up - and he runs me home to get a change of clothes for the rest of the evening. (What a sweety).
Once we're back at my place, I feel the urgent call of nature... and retire to the bathroom. The guest bathroom. Which is right next to the livingroom. Where he was sitting. And the house had pine flooring, so noise travels.
So I proceeded to sh*t myself, very loudly and in the most revolting way possible, for the next ten minutes. (AAAAK THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING TO EVEN THINK ABOUT)
After it was all over and I had lost about 2lbs, I even stood in the bathroom cringing hard at how embarassed I was going to be when I had to come out and face up to this hot guy in my living room.
To cut a long story slightly shorter, he was laughing HYSTERICALLY in the next room but covered it up when I came in, and even gave me a hug and said, "Don't worry hon, just think of this as a new level of intimacy". God bless him.
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
2006-09-26 02:57:39 · answer #1 · answered by candypants 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when I was 15 my family went to the beach. I had been swimming in the pool for a while and decided to go in. (I was wearing a two piece by the way). as I was near the gate this little kid started spraying me with his water gun! I ran through the gate, but a one in a million chance got me, as I ran through my swim suit bottom got caught on a stray fence wire and I was going so fast it ripped right off!!!!
I couldn't belive it! I ran back over and tried to get it off the fence but it was all hooked in it, and I pulled so hard I just ripped off a little piece of it! I was so freaked out I couldn't think stright, so I just ran to the high rise we were staying in (a long run, especially while only wearing a top!) I ran up the stairs and went to the door... it was LOCKED!! (my XXXXing mom always locking the door!!) There were people coming out of their room down the hall so I ran back down the stairs, by the pool and down the stairs to the ocean.
There I ran stright into the water, and felt like I was going to die. Everyone was staring at me. Only after what seemed like an eternitty did some lady bring me a towl. We still had 3 more days to stay after that, and I never lived it down. It was by FAR, the most terribley immbarising thing in my life. Now I just think it is funny, but I still get mad at that stupid kid!
2006-09-27 02:31:40 · answer #2 · answered by Lisa 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Lots of things I am a walking embarrassment, on holiday this year in Cuba I saw who I thought was a Canadian lady we had been talking to and having a really good laugh with in the bar the night before getting out of the pool, I splashed water at her only for her to turn round and it was someone else, a French Canadian and she was so cross with me and called me a child, no sense of humour those French Canadians, did I feel a burk though.
2006-09-26 10:03:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The host of the show pulled me out of the crowd to dance on stage @ a Christina Milian showcase. It may not sound all that embarassing... but it was! The girls that were chosen had to dance one at a time and then they made the audience judge us... who had the best dance moves. It was funny but still embarassing! I'll never forget it :)
2006-09-26 09:21:58 · answer #4 · answered by Mawarda 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I started my period at a Jobs Daughter meeting when I was young. I had a white robe on.I stood up to sing and I had blood all down the back of me. I just wanted to die from embarrassment.
2006-09-26 09:08:20 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i was at a party with a friend and i had too much to drink and was feeling sick in this persons house and i went to the bathroom and was sick in the toilet then i sort of staggered and fell backwards into the bath tub with legs in the air and had a skirt on and bathroom door was opened and everyone could see me lying in this bath and they probably saw my knickers too eventually my friend took me home in a taxi and went to the side door of my house and collapsed and my mum opened the door and found me in a heap collapsed and drunk very embarassing
2006-09-26 09:12:53 · answer #6 · answered by luvlifeshell 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
when i was pregnant wiv my youngest i went shopping. i suddenly felt really sick an threw up infront of a whole bunch of people down the freezer section. i have never been so embarrassed in all my life!
2006-09-26 09:12:57 · answer #7 · answered by rainbow 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I went to school naked......... no wait that was a dream
2006-09-26 09:08:37 · answer #8 · answered by CJunk 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
these things should not be shared...
2006-09-26 09:31:31 · answer #9 · answered by tellme 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
My girlfirend once caught me making love to her mother
2006-09-26 09:09:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 10⤋