Shes leaving on friday to go teaching in jakarta for a year. Should I kidnap her so she cant go??????
2006-09-24 23:30:23 · 14 answers · asked by Sarah M 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OK I have a van, plenty of rope and gaffa tape as well as some strong Russians to assist with carrying and restraining if needs be. We just need to find a strong sound proof room where we can pump in constant cod dancing music all day and night.
Before you ask though no I don't make a habit of kidnapping people tis just a casual interest of mine. Maybe we could persuade her to follow a trail of sweets to a quiet place where the kidnapping could take place? Or alternatively you could let her go and i could work on my cod dancing? looking for a new job lol. I'm nowhere near as good a cod dancer as gemma I'm sure of that, maybe a mollusk at best, but I'm keen and ready to learn!
Drop me an email and we can discuss our kidnapping plans or job opportunity further.
P.S. Have just had a terrible vision in my head of a news report on BBC news 24, live footage from Jakarta of the streets over run by cod dancers! A cod dancing revolution led by the luvverly gemma lol.
2006-09-25 01:02:42 · answer #1 · answered by time_crawler 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Cod you could end up in jail if you did, let her go and amuse the people of Jakarta with her cod dancing, stay in touch and always be good friends, go out for a holiday to see her and cod dance together with happiness.
2006-09-25 09:49:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never danced with a cod before. I emailed a flounder once, but got no response.
2006-09-25 06:33:37 · answer #3 · answered by opjames 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definitely. And tour the world bringing the delights of her cod-dance to the masses!!!!!!!!!!! Good luck
2006-09-25 07:18:21 · answer #4 · answered by kerrykinsmalosevich 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure that is such a good idea. Dancers are usually in very good shape, she might just kick you a**! It's better to just say 'Bon Voyage' and wish her well!
2006-09-25 07:25:06 · answer #5 · answered by Special 'K' 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! At least video her cod-dancing and post it online for us all to see!
2006-09-25 06:32:04 · answer #6 · answered by Sitting Still 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bad plan. Can't you stay in touch via e-mail, overland post, telephone calls, telepathy?
2006-09-25 06:32:16 · answer #7 · answered by macguffin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes! and please edit your question to let us know the amazing cod dancing story!! sounds funny and i need to laugh on a monday!!
2006-09-25 06:33:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no let her go...or else if you really want her to stay...learn to cod dance!!:D
2006-09-25 06:33:19 · answer #9 · answered by docecil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no let her go and keep in touch you'll have loads to talks about.
You could go out to visit her!
2006-09-25 06:33:04 · answer #10 · answered by Heather 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋