2006-09-24 22:52:22 · 12 answers · asked by hog4ubaby 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Yes, apparently it's compulsory under the Noddy and Big Ears Act, 1232.
Or you could ask Elvis....
2006-09-24 22:58:37 · answer #1 · answered by Michael E 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, the bigger the better. Even the Queen, her ears have to be big, but not as big as yours. Those are the rules. If you are born with small ears, then they will lock you up in a dungeon and let the evil twin who had bigger ears than you, rule. When the people get wise that he is the evil bigger eared twin, they will unlock you and lock him up. Then everyone will be happy, and you will have the biggest ears in the land and live happily ever after with your big eared Queen, who will shortly have plastic surgery....
2006-09-25 06:00:47 · answer #2 · answered by shardf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good question. Based on historical record. More kings have bigger ego's than ears, although I don't doubt having the ears would help. It makes them more convincing to me.
2006-09-25 06:03:05 · answer #3 · answered by letem haveit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. All you need is a dumb head like King George of Texas.
2006-09-25 06:06:23 · answer #4 · answered by Rustic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have big ears and i am not a king are Oueen lol
2006-09-25 05:54:55 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, because if this was true then Noddy would be king
2006-09-25 05:56:21 · answer #6 · answered by Useless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, you have to have big heart to be king.
2006-09-25 05:55:37 · answer #7 · answered by PunkGreen1829 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup you sure do the bigger the better, and you have to twiddle them daily to make them even bigger
2006-09-25 05:57:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt know that, move over liz its my turn ive got great big ear's
goodluck petre
2006-09-25 06:00:18 · answer #9 · answered by pete.hodson1@btinternet.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and a penchant for eggs boiled at different temperatures.....
2006-09-25 05:54:26 · answer #10 · answered by pixie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋