2006-09-24 20:39:22 · 9 answers · asked by I Know Nuttin 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Close.
I was aiming to make landfall just outside of Xiamen in south-east China (not in the city itself, it's hard to explain to cops why you've magically appeared from nowhere with a shovel in your hand. Also, if you poke your head up in the middle of the street - ouch.)
I miscalculated the curvature of the earth and actually broke through the other side in the Strait of Formosa. This sent 3 trillion cubic miles of seawater hurtling towards me, but I was able to stop up the leak with a finger.
(I'm typing this with my remaining nine fingers.)
Let's hope the plug holds, or it's 'bye-bye' to Taiwan.
2006-09-25 09:26:31 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to china no, but I am a dab hand at digging my self into holes, usually debt holes. LOL
2006-09-25 03:44:37 · answer #2 · answered by Lyn I 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I dig holes to china all the time! Doesn't everyone?
2006-09-25 03:42:12 · answer #3 · answered by ghostguff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, actually quite a few had but the men in black came and made them disappear (probably moved them to the other galaxy)
2006-09-25 03:43:59 · answer #4 · answered by avril r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, i even wrote a book about it "a journey to the centre of the world"
2006-09-25 03:41:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the magma got in their way.
2006-09-25 03:41:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope
:(
2006-09-25 03:41:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've never tried nor do i know anyone who has
2006-09-25 03:56:13 · answer #8 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, you haven't got any competition yet
2006-09-25 03:49:08 · answer #9 · answered by acid tongue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋