what would you do if you woke up in bed one morning and overnight you had turned into a stapler or a calculator, or maybe a pad of sticky notes....but you could still talk and think and act like a human....? no really......what would u do?
2006-09-24 20:30:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
I would like to be a pad of sticky notes. I would make myself into little paper airplanes and fly around the world.
2006-09-24 20:56:49 · answer #1 · answered by ValleyViolet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Staplers, calculators, pads of sticky notes.....they're all stationery items. Just goes to show you're spending too much time at work. The fact that you didn't mention "bird", "cup", "spoon", "marble" or even "shirt", says a lot about your mentality.
Is it time you took that vacation, darling?
2006-09-25 04:08:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be the best stapler, calculator, or sticky notes I can be.
2006-09-25 19:04:46 · answer #3 · answered by AveGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Phillip, Thats strange...The first thing i would do is,SCREAM my stapler head off,and then bend over,and SCREAM EVEN LOUDER.Them i would start shooting staples at you for doing this to be.If i hit you in the head with a staple,you have to turn me back.Sooooo start turning me back now,i hit you 3 times with staples in your head.Now wake me up before i staple you to the wall.Thank You For The Nightmare,don't ever do this again!! hahahaa great fun,thanks.
Clowmy
2006-09-25 03:43:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will go and see my doctor. Considering my self a calculator or sticky note wow .This is strange.
2006-09-25 03:39:41 · answer #5 · answered by Nick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that would be the case, I think I have to go with it and make the most of being a calculator? Students would be very happy to have me for I can help them in their studies. Guess they would accept me for not being monstrous in appearance. I would sincerely be very motherly to them.
2006-09-25 03:41:48 · answer #6 · answered by vhel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would probably stay in bed the rest of the day after calling in to the office
2006-09-25 03:39:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would use my stapling/sticking powers for good! and call myself "The Stapler"
2006-09-25 03:40:34 · answer #8 · answered by Simon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would freak the hell out of people. Some one picks me up to use me and I'll start talking to them...wow...it would be hilarious!
2006-09-25 04:37:40 · answer #9 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd quit drinking and lay off the drugs!!
~Oh wait, I don't do that anyway.
Well, then, I'd go check myself into the psyc-ward!!! Pronto!!!!!!
2006-09-25 03:41:56 · answer #10 · answered by Kitten2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋