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yea, get outta my face ointment..lol

2006-09-24 21:08:39 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 1 2

Capsaicin ointment, containing the "hot" ingredient of peppers, gives a severe burning sensation. Smear some on his stuff to give him a feeling he won't forget. Try the toilet seat, his cell phone, his toothbrush..

2006-09-24 15:57:08 · answer #2 · answered by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 · 0 0

when you find it let me know because i cant get rid of mine ,but at the same , time if you really want to seriously just put a bottle of RID next to your bed and if he still tries,keep bengay next to the bed as well and pretend like you are going to make love to him and while you are rubbing him up use that ,it is a winner every time

2006-09-24 15:58:01 · answer #3 · answered by redneckwoodman 6 · 0 0

Icy hot or Ben-gay in his boxers and when he's going out with friends or better yet family leave a pair of childrens underwear in his car

2006-09-24 15:54:44 · answer #4 · answered by topgunpilot22 4 · 0 0

Don't know about ointment, but you can try a can of Raid.

2006-09-24 15:51:45 · answer #5 · answered by Moxie Crimefighter 6 · 0 0

Preperation H

2006-09-24 15:51:54 · answer #6 · answered by hh 4 · 0 0

Sure, just rub me on him- just 1 treatment and the infection is gone 4 good. Satisfaction guaranteed or double your love back

2006-09-24 15:56:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Try liquid heet or IcyHot in the area of his undies that will come in contact with his willie. Apply to the problem. Irritation will occur. If he know you did that to him on purpose and he stick around after that anyway, maybe you should consider keeping him LOL

2006-09-24 15:54:06 · answer #8 · answered by notchydaddy1 2 · 0 1

you could use the ointment 'New Boyfriend' which might help though it may cause hot flushes

2006-09-24 15:53:49 · answer #9 · answered by Jonathan C 1 · 0 0

heheheheh

I love the question

using the "ex" means that your cured and need no medicine

by the way all the words that we can add "ex" to them ...I consider software where you can install and uninstall ...where words that we can not add "ex" to them (like mother, brother, son etc) are default hardware ..

2006-09-24 16:03:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah Krazy Glue his hard on to his thigh. I don't think he'll come back around after that. I know I wouldn't.

2006-09-24 15:56:20 · answer #11 · answered by Myke BoDean 6 · 0 0

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