Oliver North, Isaac Hayes, a blender, a small goat, shag carpeting and a peace treaty - give me a scenario?

Answer 1

Isaac Hayes is cutting his latest reworking of the theme from "Shaft", when North crashes the recording session, wielding a blender. After North demands to sing back-up, Hayes telepathically summons his universal soulmate --- a small goat called "Beryl", who ambushes North and knocks him senseless with a particularly old and mangy piece of shag carpeting.

After North comes to his senses, he agrees to sign a peace treaty, promising NEVER to threaten Isaac Hayes with a blender again. In turn, Hayes lets North sing the chorus to "Shaft", but for some reason, the final version omits North entirely. North is crushed but doesn't protest -- for fear of the small goat watching him from a tall hill.

Answer 2

with Hot Buttered Soul playing on the cd, North pours his frozen daquri from the blender. he drinks down his 3rd of the night. north proceeds to make love to a small goat on the shag carpeting in front of the couch. at the moment of extasy, something spooks the goat. it bolts and north's manly fluid flies across the room landing on the fresly signed peace treaty.