I am better then my 12 yearold son in all areas that matter: eating,farting and who can make the biggest load. but we started playing madden 2007 together and he..is....better..then me.. I dont know how to explain maybe Im getting old I just turned 31 and everyone knows a dad is supposed to be better then his son untill his kid turns 35 so it cant be that but then what is it?
2006-09-24 14:55:25 · 11 answers · asked by Italian Stallion 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
load as in biggest poo
ur sick
2006-09-24 18:35:10 · update #1
Instead of being jealous, ask him for some tips. Practice! If you still suck, then don't play anymore...everytime he wants to play, suggest a pizza-eating contest instead...you're guaranteed to win.
2006-09-25 04:17:51 · answer #1 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is an episode of Family Guy like this. The morel of the story: Be proud of your son insted of upset. He learned his skills from you afterall
2006-09-24 21:58:00 · answer #2 · answered by Christina C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let him think you are just letting him win in order to get confidence in himself. You could let him "accidentally" overhear you telling your wife that you finally found a game you could pretend not to be any good at so your son can think he can do it better than you.
2006-09-26 19:01:02 · answer #3 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish you were my dad- I think you deserve father of the year- And what do you mean by who can make the biggest load- are you also a gay incestuous pedophile? You don't deserve to have your confidence back.
2006-09-24 21:57:57 · answer #4 · answered by Trip S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kids are always better at games than adults. So you'll never be better in that department. as far as your confidence goes . Gosh , got a mirror.
2006-09-24 21:59:38 · answer #5 · answered by joy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should go outside with your son and go fishing.
2006-09-24 21:57:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
take him behind the garden shed and beat the crap out of him to teach him a lesson
2006-09-24 21:57:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slobs wouldn't know what confidence is if it bit their noses off.
2006-09-24 22:06:50 · answer #8 · answered by Seneca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By being confident.
2006-09-24 22:00:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you are still a noob, PRACTICE kids will own you from time to time....
2006-09-24 21:56:46 · answer #10 · answered by Snow surfer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋