My friend said that's equal to Nick Lachey times two minus testoscerone. But I don't believe her. And what happens when I eat my calculator?
2006-09-24 14:42:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Mathematics
Whoops, too late. Down the hatch. It was crunchy.
2006-09-24 14:46:01 · update #1
You can only compare female's to females, so Nick is out of the equation.
If you x'ed Paris by 4 you would get the same as Lindsy Lohan x'ed by 15 = a drunk *hottie* who can get stores closed so they can shop in private, but dont-becasue they like cameras snapping.
And if you eat your calculator, be sure to wash it down with lots of grape juice. Something in the skin of the grape, helps to break down the molecules in the plastic. Be worried if you dump a whole button, drink more juice.
2006-09-24 15:04:26 · answer #1 · answered by ShaMayMay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets see... Paris Hilton times four? We already have that...
1 Paris Hilton (herself which was what we orignally started out with)
2 Nicole Richie
3 Jessica Simpson
4 Kristin Cavalleri (or what ever the **** her name is)
2006-09-24 21:50:21 · answer #2 · answered by Ashley P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton*4=crossing the streams on Ghostbusters.
DO NOT eat your calculator.
Bad things happen to good people when they eat their calculators.
2006-09-24 21:45:17 · answer #3 · answered by Mehoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you had to multiply Paris Hilton by four you would be seeing stars because that girl is the daughter of Conrad Hilton, CEO and president of the Hilton Hotel chain.
2006-09-24 22:25:45 · answer #4 · answered by soar_2307 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Four happy guys? 4 blow jobs? Or may be one bird brain? Or Clay Aikens times two plus testostrone?
2006-09-25 04:59:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is Easy..
Paris Hilton X 4 = (Paris Hilton)(Paris Hilton)(Paris Hilton)(Paris Hilton)
Now, all you gotta do is to factor it out.
And... if you eat your calculator, you have to buy a new calculator.
2006-09-24 21:46:57 · answer #6 · answered by eurozzang10 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd have vacuums for the 4 corners of the earth.
2006-09-24 21:56:32 · answer #7 · answered by Paul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get 4 times more stupidity and sleaziness. She is sooooo grossss.
2006-09-24 21:50:48 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Celebrity math huh. Go ahead and eat your calculater, it's probably high in fiber.
2006-09-24 21:44:35 · answer #9 · answered by TopSpin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is 4 times a lot of nothing?
2006-09-24 21:51:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋