Seriuosly, he just blew up our neighbor! He set her on fire! And he has 666 behind his ear! And he tried to eat me! Help!
2006-09-24 14:16:59 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
Oh my gosh. He just spit acid at me! But he hit the dog instead. Awww, it's sizzling.
By the way, his name's not Damien. It's Paris Hilton, duh!
2006-09-24 14:31:05 · update #1
Ohmigosh! Is his name Damien? Quickly go to Blockbuster and rent the movie "Omen II". At the end of the movie it will show what to do for your poor little baby brother.
p.s., for your sake, hide the Ketchup
2006-09-24 14:22:47 · answer #1 · answered by moekittykitty 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sometimes I admit new babies are a challenge. Hang in there, and if he has no teeth, let him bite you, or buy him a teething ring. talk to your parents about how your feeling about your new brother and they can help. they probably don't realize that your having a difficult time adjusting to your new family.
2006-09-24 14:21:13 · answer #2 · answered by rimples25 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does he dress up like a clown for Halloween? I've stayed up fro days at a time hugging my knees saying, "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me."
2006-09-24 14:21:01 · answer #3 · answered by daspook19 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the bible out, try to help him dont just sit back and watch. No more TV or Internet for you
2006-09-24 14:24:00 · answer #4 · answered by dareyell2005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take it easy on him , he's just a baby boy.All boys grow up being so problematic and chaotic =). At the end of the day remember, he's ur brother..
2006-09-24 14:20:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh.
Take him to a professional doctor, and double check the problem yourself. couldve been a dream. Devil's food cake can do that to you if taken before bed time you know.
And maybe he was just hungry when he tried to eat you. Babys get hungry.
2006-09-24 14:26:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Was he the one who sent my mom that goldfish? It ate her, you know. OMG! Did you know that Paris Hilton times four is Paris Hilton four times! Aren't I cool?
2006-09-24 14:54:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
go put a note in his room write on the note MEET ME AT TREE AT 12:00, then get a belt and whip him when he goes outside
2006-09-24 14:21:32 · answer #8 · answered by Brennan P. 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah... GO TO CHURCH! or... GO GET SOME HELP! like immediatedly like MENTAL HELP. because that story is totally whack. and... even if he really did do all those things... he would have been on the news.. and believe me i would know whats on the news cuz my dad makes me watch it every day.
2006-09-24 14:20:51 · answer #9 · answered by xxazaleanne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
girl dont play like that satin could come for you !! thats so evil,watch ur self when you sleep 2 night im not kidding
2006-09-24 14:19:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋