Please, help!
2006-09-24 14:10:22 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
You see, my parents are out tonight, they're at their Belly Dancing lessons. And I'm the oldest so I have to babysit! My stupid Satan brother keeps blowing crap up, and now my other stupid brother's stupid nose fell off. Aw, crap. Suzie's on the roof again. And someone's in the kitchen with Dina, the little...
2006-09-24 14:33:38 · update #1
You're probably going to get grounded!
2006-09-24 14:18:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Don't worry about your little brother, he'll survive. Tell your mom that Satan did it when he was blowing crap up. Also, worry about Satan, I'd hate for him to blow up your house, cuz then what would your mom say? Well, then, you can really blame everything on satan and the "someone" in the kitchen with Dina will probably get blown up too, so you don't have to worry about the cops showing up about that...or her becoming a rape victim or anything, cuz she'll probably be dead too. Save yourself and go to a party.
2006-09-24 21:54:36 · answer #2 · answered by breaker_1020 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Crazy glue or duct tape would work. If you use the former, make sure you glue the nose on correctly, or otherwise, the poor little kid may drown in the next rainstorm.
And if you go with duct tape, add a few jewels to it, and plop a wig on his head. That way, you can just tell your mom that you're going to the Halloween party as King Tut and your brother is going as his mummy.
2006-09-24 21:19:45 · answer #3 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I love the one who posted about Mr. Potato Head..LOL!!
You can always sew his nose back on..=)
2006-09-24 23:47:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you like telling stories? Common since would tell you to call 911!
2006-09-24 22:27:13 · answer #5 · answered by Proud Army Wife 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That used to happen to me all the time. Then I got the "Got Your Nose Guard." Now my family and I can play got your nose safely!
2006-09-24 21:18:44 · answer #6 · answered by daspook19 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh no! You have Michael Jackson for a brother!!
2006-09-24 21:36:14 · answer #7 · answered by Ashley P 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, sweetie. That wasn't your brother, it was Mr. Potato Head. I know they look the same but there is a difference.
2006-09-24 21:18:26 · answer #8 · answered by waxingtheturtle 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
what are you doing call 911! Hurry
2006-09-24 21:16:11 · answer #9 · answered by outlandishb13 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not to worry...it's just one of those new "detachable" noses. All the babies are coming with those nowadays...
2006-09-24 21:20:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋