Soon there will be a federal law against committing suicide. It was conceived of by George W. Bush and will be called a "War On Suicide". If it works as well as his "War on Terrorism", anyone with suicidal tendencies will know the jig is up unless they commit suicide as soon as possible.
Whenever anyone commits suicide, the entire neighborhood where they lived will be bombed into ashes. Anyone in the neighborhood who survives will be branded as a "suicidist" and will be locked up in a secret prison without charges or trial and will be tortured until they admit they wish they were dead.
Once that program has succeeded the next program is called a "War on Dissidents". Anyone who doesn't like Bush's wars is a dissident. Dissidents are to be dismembered by the teeth and mouths of Bush's attack dogs known as "neo-cons" and "fundamentalist Christians".
I don't have the heart to tell you about his final plan. Though I will give you its name: "War on Poverty".
Will you support his wars?
2006-09-24 13:49:02 · 9 answers · asked by beast 6 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
Great post. Bush is a disaster. He has all but ruined this country.
2006-09-24 14:21:56 · answer #1 · answered by notyou311 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I cant wait till he is gone. He needs to get a clue .
2006-09-24 14:00:50 · answer #2 · answered by Susan N 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!! Damn, that was funny... and at the same time, very sad because it could actually happen... which is why we need to impeach that a**hole NOW! *sigh*... we need more people like you on this site.
2006-09-24 13:52:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
i hate george bush! he runing this nation like its a playgroung or something! hes being such a child! he should'nt have been elected in the 1st place cuz' they found that recording thing in the beggining! he makes me sooooo frusterated! GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRR......please stand by.........
2006-09-24 13:59:37 · answer #4 · answered by Strawberry 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think verry little of Bush and all his ideas
2006-09-24 13:56:53 · answer #5 · answered by Ben 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
very clever. Isn't politics fun?
2006-09-24 13:50:44 · answer #6 · answered by mr_peepers810 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I almost reported your picture because it looked like something else.
whatever, he can say or do whatever, no one cares anymore.
2006-09-24 13:50:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
aaaahhhh...very well described.
I never have supported his wars and never will.
2006-09-24 14:06:15 · answer #8 · answered by just browsin 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was so good you are so cleaver
2006-09-24 14:57:13 · answer #9 · answered by countrycollecter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋