yesterday, when my butt itched___________
2006-09-24 13:37:20 · 19 answers · asked by Praise the Lord 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i scooted across the floor like a dog
2006-09-24 13:41:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yesterday when my butt itched,
I scratched so hard that I ripped a stitch
I called the doc to tell him about the glitch
but all he said was " Stop scratching you stupid *itch."
2006-09-24 21:21:30 · answer #2 · answered by lajefa 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I scratched it against a tree like a big bear.
2006-09-24 20:43:18 · answer #3 · answered by kepjr100 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Moo Moo
2006-09-24 20:42:07 · answer #4 · answered by E.B. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I scooted across the floor
2006-09-24 20:42:37 · answer #5 · answered by stuffy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I scratched it. Oops, sorry not very goofy, am I?
2006-09-24 20:41:45 · answer #6 · answered by Wren 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
..my lip,
i knew i shouldn't have bought
those cheap rolling papers
from my friends who had just returned from amsterdam.
NOTE TO REPORTERS:
i roll my own tobacco cigarettes to burn as incense to keep the black flies away from the community vegetable gardens which are funded by our library reading group as a means to raise food for homeless, pregnant veterans
--thank you for not notifying the yaya authorities
2006-09-25 07:51:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yesterday, when my butt itched and I was in a crowded room,
I asked the person next to me, "Please pass me that broom".
2006-09-24 20:42:51 · answer #8 · answered by Ragdoll 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
yesterday, when my butt itched it was because i forgot to scrape my tongue before i cleaned myself.
2006-09-24 20:41:13 · answer #9 · answered by choctaw2006 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I jumped up and down
2006-09-24 21:06:39 · answer #10 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋