(guys only) Are you the most creative?

Question

My buddies and I are trying to settle an argument. Here's the dealio.

1. One buddy said the most creative way to pee is to stand over the toilet and let himself loose through his short's pantleg. Pull the opening over and pull himself out....and pee.

2. One buddy said he pees normal. Pull the waistband down and expose his pee-pee and balls.

3. One buddy says he needs to take his clothes off then pees. He warned us on a trip once not to go to the bathroom when he is in there.

So what is your creative way to pee? We will vote on the most creative and funiest answer.

Answer 1

My God, what a great subject matter, but here is a true story anyway: I was pedaling on my bicycle from Augusta to Waterville, Maine, U.S.A. once, riding along the main route to one side of the Kennebec River, and I had no time to stop, so I lifted the leg of my shorts and did my business and kept right on pedalling! No problem, by the way. It felt funny, doing it while zipping right along, and there were no houses nor traffic. But there was this long, tiny road slick for about - what, half a mile? behind me. Hope this is within the bounds of good taste, here. This is a family website. Take good care, now! Chris in U.S.A.

Answer 2

I dont know about "creative", but number 1 is cetainly the easiest.

Creative is standing on the roof of your car and seeing how little you can get on the trunk. This takes some muscle control; to cut off as the pressure dies.

Answer 3

Now you knew we would look are you just a glutton for punishment. I'm with the poo poo in the toilet on this one. Give him the points.

Answer 4

You do know that by saying guys only that you will get tons of angry women responding.Have a nice night you pig!

Answer 5

sry, i'm not a guy...but, i do have a question for you.
are you and your friends gay or something?