37 Reasons It's Great To Be A Man
1. Your *** is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's *** if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
2006-09-24 12:49:01 · 13 answers · asked by Muahaha 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Excellent
2006-09-24 12:52:07 · answer #1 · answered by I am all that is man 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I dont think of your fiance is hiding something, the sexual thoughts he might have in all probability arn't on the comparable degree as yours. try speaking to him back yet start up with the question, ie. Is it me? Its the two this or he's saving his first to your honeymoon, So i wouldnt hassle approximately it too lots.
2016-10-17 22:01:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still missing the other 17?
21. Get women to do your maths hw.
2006-09-24 12:50:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a woman I was going to just say oh brother and keep going, but you missed one.
21. You can write your name in the snow.
2006-09-24 12:52:03 · answer #4 · answered by Isis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
21. guy dont get periods
22. ye can pee anywhere
23. theres never a Q for the guy toilets
24. no smear tests
...sometimes i wish i was a man
2006-09-24 12:51:43 · answer #5 · answered by ash1 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WELL DAMN STRAIGHT. MASCULINE POWER. but u can get a tux for cheaper then 1 bill
2006-09-24 12:54:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, but it's so much more fun and interesting being a woman!
2006-09-24 12:50:56 · answer #7 · answered by cdlmeup4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...agree...Put me in for a sex change...but you forgot the most important one...
...you will never have to deal with periods..at least of your own!
2006-09-24 12:52:14 · answer #8 · answered by Rada S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Question?
2006-09-24 12:50:54 · answer #9 · answered by Cybeq 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
woopdee doo
2006-09-24 12:51:35 · answer #10 · answered by jack jack 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋