2006-09-24 11:33:00 · 21 answers · asked by duskess 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
he also farts alot and blames me also hes brillant on the xbox 360 and he can multi task he can hoover while farting and blame me all in one WHAT A MAN come on more offers
2006-09-24 11:46:37 · update #1
Well I can do you a swap for a while if you like
:makes a good roast dinner, is handy with the iron but farts in his sleep
2006-09-24 11:35:03 · answer #1 · answered by Charley G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much are you charging? If the price is too high, no one would be interested. Also, it is not enough just to be able to make excellent coffee and do the hoovering. What other good qualities and skills does he possess? Even working at Tesco requires mult-skills so if he's just good at two things, there won't be many potential buyers? Does he have good looks? Any sense of humour? Can he sing and dance? Can he do DIY jobs? Can he cook and sew? Can he keep the books? Can he fix the computer? ... If you are trying to get rid of him, he's probably not very good. If he's good, you'll cling onto him. Or maybe you are trading up for a newer model? Good luck!
2006-09-24 18:41:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I understand your feeling on this but would you really be happy with him gone. I know there is a saying about you cant change someone but if they want the relationship to work they will work towards change, and maybe there is chance that the vows you and him said wasn't just talk.
I am sure you meant them when you said them as did he. I know you gotta to be frustrated or you wouldn't have posted that up. I think maybe there is another way to handle this if you could just find some compromise for you and him rather then trying to laugh it off because no matter what they problem still is there...
2006-09-24 18:37:47 · answer #3 · answered by NonnieFrog 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
will trade ur hubby for my dad.
i can offer u...
bathing once a week
farting 24/7 even in his sleep
never flushing the toilet after himself
can't cook
won't cook
by the way his name is "mr remote control"
2006-09-24 21:04:22 · answer #4 · answered by Katiedd 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coffee and vaccuuming? Not what I want in a husband. How bout one who compromises once in a while? That'd be super nice.
J
2006-09-24 18:42:31 · answer #5 · answered by Jenn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your hubby may be mine's identical twin brother!!!
I'll swop you if he doesn't shove your head under the duvet when he farts!!!
2006-09-24 19:23:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about a trade? Mine makes crappy coffee and is very handy with tools.
2006-09-24 18:54:45 · answer #7 · answered by NCMOMMAAC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell you what, I am on a lease option, Once you sell yours, I am quite available for lease. I come with many options, and I still have a warranty.
2006-09-24 18:41:56 · answer #8 · answered by dread pirate lavenderbeard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did you manage to train him to use the hoover? I wish mine would :-)
2006-09-24 18:40:50 · answer #9 · answered by Mas 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send him off, I am a better option Hun XX. lol
2006-09-24 18:44:52 · answer #10 · answered by iain xx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋