Funniest thing you heard/saw this week?

Question

I've just watched the US version of The Office (better than I'd expected) and laughed so much when someone won an award for being "busiest beaver", but it accidentally read "bushiest beaver". So funny.

First L - thanks so much for that. Didn't actually want to know, but what the hey.

Answer 1

my 9 month old grandson, already in his pyjamas, trying to pull himself into standing position by grabbing the only thing with in reach which just happened to be his 2 year old brothers dangly bit................that might teach the 2 year old not to run away when it is his turn to get dressed :-))

Answer 2

I was at the bar with my friends and there was this older male dancing really bad to modern music and he was doing moves that I have never seen before, frankly i was actually a little scared, traumatized, and laughed all within a few minutes. I really needed another drink after that. I kind of feel bad for the guy. Whatever. I thought it was funny.

I also saw Jackass number two and I laughed so hard that there were tears coming from my eyes. It was hilarious, Oh my god you need to see that movie if you want a good laugh.

Answer 3

SUPPLIES!!!
I heard this Joke this week...I dont mean to offend anyone but it was damn funny!!

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.

The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping.'

To the Scotsman he says, 'You're in charge of shoveling.'

And to the Chinese guy, 'You're in charge of supplies.'

He then says, 'Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile.'

So the foreman goes away for a couple hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched.

He asks the Italian, 'Why didn't you sweep any of it?'

The Italian replies, 'I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese a fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.'

Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, 'And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile.'

The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnayfin' him either.'

The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy ...Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells...

'SUPPLIES!!'

Answer 4

This week's episode of House. Not really that funny, but there was this one part that had me laughing out loud:
The old guy wakes up and you can see House gradually come into focus. House says loudly: "DON'T GO TOWARD THE LIGHT! YOU WILL FALL AND BREAK A HIP!" That's the first thing I thought of.

Answer 5

First thing I thought of when I read your question was the season premiere of The Office, when Michael tries to kiss Oscar. I usually don't laugh out loud at tv sitcoms, but that was freakin' hilarious.

Answer 6

I watched a video on youtube of a tickle me elmo falling over & laughing ...... there was also a puppy there & every time elmo got up the puppy ran off & then came back wen he fell over!

Mite just be me but I couldnt stop laughing!

Answer 7

The Tonight Show.

Answer 8

Funniest thing I saw was a triceratops coming at me out of the mist.

Luckily it was on a trailer and was very stiff and un-lifelike lmao

Answer 9

the funniest thing i saw was my boyfriend falling to sleep half way thro the football match he'd been waiting to watch i couldn't stop laughing cos i watched him for about 5 mins trying to fight against his eyelids then when his head fell back on the cushion he would jump on wake himself up

Answer 10

I saw a Family Guy commercial and Brian was singing "Peanut Butter and Jelly".