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2006-09-24 11:02:35 · 17 answers · asked by Mr.happy 4 in Politics & Government Politics

i heard that from david letterman a few nights ago.

2006-09-24 11:07:06 · update #1

17 answers

Seems fair to me...

2006-09-24 11:04:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If they are recording a lot of calls from you to terrorists, the government would probably be happy to pay your bill.
But since you're probably not, they wouldn't tap your phone anyway. They don't care about phone sex. Clinton did plenty of that.

2006-09-24 18:09:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Unless the girls are out of country Al Queda members, they're not tapping your phone. By the way get a girlfriend or something loser.

2006-09-24 18:08:09 · answer #3 · answered by Michael 6 · 1 0

You should hurry up and get out of the country quick because they are on your trail! If they are tapping your phone then you've got friends of the terrorist nature and I hope they nail your butt to a wall.

2006-09-24 18:10:09 · answer #4 · answered by r_k_winters 2 · 0 0

Negative, but you can request through the "Freedom of Information Act" the home address of that hot $lut who just told you she would put her lips around your... and then let you....and then finish you with....
It's in the constitution, your right is stated as thus: "the pursuit of happiness".
As the religious patriots say, "God Bless America".

2006-09-24 20:11:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The government better do that since they are so keen to know what you're saying on the phone! If they don't, drag them STRAIGHT to court!

2006-09-24 18:06:49 · answer #6 · answered by brian 2010 7 · 0 0

Of course, you could request payment, but I wouldn't be standing by the mailbox waiting for a check!

2006-09-24 18:04:56 · answer #7 · answered by rockinout 4 · 1 0

Unless youre chatting with a known associate of Al-Queda, I doubt you have anything to worry about. Furthermore, I doubt they will help you with your little problem there.

2006-09-24 18:05:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

No if they are tapping your phone, they are looking for evidence to take you to court.

2006-09-24 18:06:37 · answer #9 · answered by redunicorn 7 · 1 0

Probably, they love giving out money since it's not their cash.

2006-09-24 18:17:34 · answer #10 · answered by tinker46139 4 · 0 0

Maybe if you're calling into a GOP-subsidized escort service.

2006-09-24 18:10:57 · answer #11 · answered by buzzfeedbrenny 5 · 0 0

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