2006-09-24 10:50:04 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My friend and I were only discussing this very subject last week as we were commuting via gas powered omnibus through the fair city of Sydney, he was regaling me with tales of abductions and theft, abduction of flatulent humans and theft of over 300 cans of Heinz baked beans,, was there a coincidence and if so what could it mean,, we both knew of the methane dependent folk roaming the halls of power in our banking industry and their propensity to sidle up to unsuspecting folk outside the curry halls in little India,, we surmised the connection between the abduction and the theft was simple.. "The addicted bankers were going to produce their own supply of gas" and sure enough we were right just this morning on Yahoo news in Australia,reported that a new and inexpensive variety of flatulent gas will sold under the misleading label " Sweet smell of Sucksess"
And now the government is going to get them selves involved(as they always do in cases of public health) they are going to open facilities similar to safe injecting rooms,, the only difference is that with the safe sniffing rooms the gas supply will be imported from all over the world in the interests of multiculturalism and the new Australian Fair Trade Agreement,, sourses close to the Prime Minister have been reported as saying that he is much relieved to finally be able to admit that after years of sniffing the butts of GWB and Mr Blair he can now go somewher else for his kicks, and this will maybe keep us out of any future conflict with countries who won't sniff Georges farts.
2006-09-24 17:58:22 · answer #1 · answered by sorneez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA! If that were the case, then alot of junkies would be hanging around Taco Bell!
2006-09-24 11:12:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 21:53:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Explains my marriage. Complete co-dependency.
2006-09-25 08:37:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So that's why I have so many Munchkins following me around.
And all this time I thought it was just gravitational pull.
2006-09-25 02:09:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think so....unless you're talking about the people who like tossed salads....then yes.
:-)
2006-09-24 11:29:08 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is only addictive to crotch hounds.
2006-09-25 03:53:06 · answer #7 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wouldn't surprise me.
2006-09-24 11:16:04 · answer #8 · answered by tickle me fickle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wild imagination & maybe just plain wild , i like it
2006-09-24 10:54:53 · answer #9 · answered by Quickfix008(∞Cicci∞) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HUMM.......SUCH ADDICTION WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE THEIR HEADS SHOVED FAR UP THEIR ASSES.
2006-09-24 13:19:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋