What is it like to have a penis? I mean does it get in the way when your riding bikes or horses, etc. How bad does it really hurt to be kicked "down town?" lol im just curious... :-)
2006-09-24 10:50:01 · 11 answers · asked by libby 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
omfg! no im not plannin 4 a sex change!
2006-09-24 10:55:28 · update #1
Well, it does get in the way sometimes, but I manage and everyone else does too. Whoever designed the classic bike seat was an idiot or an eunuch! I rarely can use the bike seat that comes on bikes from the store because it's too irritating to me. They look narrower all the time too! I just have to get a big wide seat and turn it downward. But then again I have to ride the bike with my backpack, so the irritation I usually get is greater than most men's. At any rate, I heard that riding with a regular seat can cause impotence if one is really into riding bikes. Based on my experience with standard bike seats (and the look of the racing seats that look like they would give anyone a wedgie) I have no doubt that it's true.
The other problem with having a penis is that it gets erect at the strangest times with or without a good reason. In class or at work, it's all the same. Fortunately it's easy enough to hide in most cases and no one gives us any grief about it.
As far as how bad it hurts to get kicked, most kicks will cause the poor fellow to feel like he's dying and make want to take his attacker with him. Seriously, it's a terrible thing to do to someone! Even being too firm with your hands can hurt a man, so be gentle!
Another thing that is bad about being a man is that if a man had his genitals maimed by his spouse tonight, tomorrow a large proportion of the world's population would be cracking jokes about him. Some might even jump in to the woman's defense and claim that the poor fellow did something to deserve it. Doesn't that suck?
Well, I guess it's not so bad having male genitals as long as no one is attacking you. They kinda swing when we walk and go up and down stairs or move around at all, but they feel very good when they're handled right. Good night!
2006-09-24 11:14:32 · answer #1 · answered by anonymous 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll be honest; it's great! Yes, it can sometimes get in the way when performing certain physical activities; but more time then not I don't notice it unless I'm making use of it ;-) or he's in the mood.
Like all men, I have a certain amount of proud in my member; as I am aware that it generates a certain amount of envy in women.
As for being kicked down there, well; I've been shot with a airgun in the leg; it hurt less than most kicks in the danglers.
2006-09-24 18:05:15 · answer #2 · answered by felixrpg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I sit on my a-$-$ when I ride a bike, not on my penis. It's awesome having one. Sometimes it has a mind of it's own, he seems to "pop up" every once in awhile unexpectedly, especially in the mornings. It hurts very bad, can't really explain it, but girls tell me getting hit in the breasts hurts a lot too, some how I don't think they even compare. Getting hit/kicked in the nuts can literally kill you. You're pretty much incapacitated for awhile until you can recover, ever seen someone take one in boxing? And they were protection.
2006-09-24 17:54:03 · answer #3 · answered by DrDOA 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is a fascinating thing to have and certainly our most prized possession. Continually reminds us about our sexuality and our ability to perform sex.
Rarely gets in the way; it is not hung between the legs but slightly higher, so when we straddle stuff, there is usually no discomfort or pain unless we lean forward and press on our balls. If we have on briefs, the whole package is well contained down front, so only occasionally do we have to make adjustment to get comfortable. Exception is baseball players who just seem to like adjusting themselves and are addicted to it.
The penis itself is not sensitive to pain, but the balls sure are--excruciating pain that does incapacitate most guys when they receive a direct hit.
2006-09-24 17:57:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a very interesting piece of equipment we have.One advantage is as we all know is..we can pee standing up(just make sure its all tucked back in when you're done if not it hurts like hell when you zip back up).It's very "handy" when it comes to masturbating,not much of a cleanup( well,sometimes..lol).But the best is..... having a hot woman caressing it.... the feeling of getting an erection until it's reached it's max point... ready for what ever adventures that are about to follow,is an incredible feeling.
The answer to the second part of your question is....YES its the worst pain I have ever experienced in my lifetime.If you ever want to see a man in pain grab hold of those bells and and squeeze like hell..Guarantee to stop them in their tracks...
Seph,have you ever been in a room with a woman who's in labor?........I'll take being kicked in the balls anytime then having to go through labor!
2006-09-25 10:49:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
MAN does it hurt, it would hurt more than having a baby or being tortured to death. It is great to have one. Especially when you are well endowed and your girlfriend can't get enough of the good stuff. You can pound her over and over and she just moans and grins and gasms everywhere.
2006-09-25 01:12:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it get in the way some time and other times not when we are kicked the its like when a women has a baby
2006-09-25 16:48:04 · answer #7 · answered by Seph C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like to know also
2006-09-25 18:51:53 · answer #8 · answered by Casey W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is never boring.
No.
And, yes if done properly it is crippling.
2006-09-26 01:34:27 · answer #9 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
woooops wrong room
2006-09-24 17:52:39 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋