whats your top 10 most embarrassing moments?

Question

Id like to know some of peoples most embarrassing moments ... clean and humourous ones ... I need like a top 10 etc

Answer 1

Well I have one really bad one.

when I was 15 my family went to the beach. I had been swimming in the pool for a while and decided to go in. (I was wearing a two piece by the way). as I was near the gate this little kid started spraying me with his water gun! I ran through the gate, but a one in a million chance got me, as I ran through my swim suit bottom got caught on a stray fence wire and I was going so fast it ripped right off!!!!

I couldn't belive it! I ran back over and tried to get it off the fence but it was all hooked in it, and I pulled so hard I just ripped off a little piece of it! I was so freaked out I couldn't think stright, so I just ran to the high rise we were staying in (a long run, especially while only wearing a top!) I ran up the stairs and went to the door... it was LOCKED!! (my XXXXing mom always locking the door!!) There were people coming out of their room down the hall so I ran back down the stairs, by the pool and down the stairs to the ocean.

There I ran stright into the water, and felt like I was going to die. Everyone was staring at me. Only after what seemed like an eternitty did some lady bring me a towl. We still had 3 more days to stay after that, and I never lived it down. It was by FAR, the most terribley immbarising thing in my life. Now I just think it is funny, but I still get mad at that stupid kid!

Answer 2

i was a bit drunk in a club and a pregnant lady came in with her friends. i very diligently gave up my seat to her and we started to have a chat. half way through this chat however my mouth decided, for some reason, to expell the piece of chewing gum ihad in there out and onto this ladys shoulder. it then rolled down onto her bump, i froze in horror, as did she and her friends before thay burst out laughing and i mumbled "sorry" and walked away quickly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also on another occasion i was even more drunk, walking home from the pub. i started to need the toilet really bad, so bad that i could only take a few steps before having to stop to control myself. i got half way across a very dark cricket club carpark less than 75 meters from my house but could go on no more. i had to sit over a little fence and do my business there. dont ask how i managed to clean myself up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!