sweated like a fat lass, got home, looked in the mirror and still looked like f***ing Homer Simpson... any quick fixes to make me look like Brad Pit.xxx
2006-09-24 10:12:20 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
massive reconstructive surgery
2006-09-24 10:41:02 · answer #1 · answered by dbs85262 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go get a Fun house mirror, then paste a picture of Brad's head at the approximate height of your own. You asked for a quick fix, not a lasting or quality resolution. By the way, this is posted in the Words & Wordplay category. You might have better luck with this line of questioning in Health & Fitness.
2006-09-24 10:29:54 · answer #2 · answered by Pundit Bandit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Incorporate more exercise into your daily routine, make any changes you can to your diet to improve it, possibly get a personal trainer if you can afford it.
There are no quick fixes. You sweat like a fat lass cause youre a fat lad.
2006-09-24 10:20:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Replace the mirror with a poster of Brad Pitt.
2006-09-24 10:19:41 · answer #4 · answered by picopico 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Matt Groening
2006-09-24 10:15:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you will desire to initiate including weights to the ordinary. i began out with purely cardio to boot, and then i desperate to alter it up. On Monday, Wednesday and Friday I do gentle cardio and then weights for 30-40 5 minutes. Monday is legs, Wednesday is palms and shoulders, Friday is Abs, chest and lower back. i in my view began to word a metamorphosis in my shape once I extra the interior the load education. I nonetheless do purely cardio on Tuesday, Thursday & Saturday. Sunday is an afternoon of relax.
2016-12-18 16:15:53 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep, be proud of the way god made you! You don't have to be Brad Pitt to be cool! Homer Simpson is cool! At least the Groenigs have made millions off him so be proud to be who YOU are.
2006-09-24 10:14:44 · answer #7 · answered by michelle_belle924 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No...
DON'T YOU JUST HATE THAT?!?!?!
Though looking like Brad Pitt didn't do much for Brad Pitt when he was with Jennifer Aniston did it?
Maybe she'd have been happier with a fatter, balder, less pretty, more attentive guy...
or maybe they just needed another bathroom each to spend time in......
2006-09-24 14:24:14 · answer #8 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's gonna take a while. Just be patient and keep it up. It's not a quick fix, it needs to be a lifestyle change.
2006-09-24 10:21:26 · answer #9 · answered by Joker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one gets results over night, but at least you are going to the gym and doing something about it...free weights are the best way to go if you want quicker results...do cardio as well....no pain...no gain!!
2006-09-24 11:44:19 · answer #10 · answered by pritty_princess_c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
change your style of cloths/ hairdo ectera
eat less for like a week and you'll feel the difference
i'm to lazy to go the gym
2006-09-24 10:26:48 · answer #11 · answered by dough4891 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋