My dog is planning to run for president. Any tips?
2006-09-24 09:11:19 · 27 answers · asked by iMegan 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
better then a human...=}
2006-09-24 09:12:47 · answer #1 · answered by ann.natalie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Make sure his opponents don't know he is a dog. Keep that on the hush. half of the politicians probably won't be able to figure it out so just let him run with it.
2006-09-24 16:17:56 · answer #2 · answered by A-Town Soulja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got my vote. Your dog can probably do better than some who are now serving in government.
2006-09-24 21:31:21 · answer #3 · answered by mclamb63 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never deny sleeping with other bitches, it will only ruin you later. always admit to inhaling whatever you've done. make your friends your advisors, that way no one is smarter than you. and remember that animals versus humans generally go to the animals favor. they can't do any worse, no one expects them to do better, and their personal budgets only include trips outside, water we all get anyway, and a bag of dogfood.
2006-09-24 16:14:57 · answer #4 · answered by luhist02 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Will the fundraising dinners be $500 a bowl?
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/americanleftparty/
2006-09-24 16:12:41 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have him run in the Democratic party. They like dogs in the government.
2006-09-24 16:12:40 · answer #6 · answered by ravin_lunatic 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Well, campaign like hell. He will certainly do a better job than the ones that are in office now.......
2006-09-24 16:19:13 · answer #7 · answered by parrothead2371 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes....have your psychiatrist up your medication or have them put you in a padded cell for the rest of your life
2006-09-24 19:13:19 · answer #8 · answered by Prince W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll vote for your Dog.
2006-09-24 16:12:47 · answer #9 · answered by Fleur de Lis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would vote for him for sure. I suggest that he offer free kisses to all that vote for him. Those that vote against him will never get to share his bone.
2006-09-24 16:13:15 · answer #10 · answered by Perplexed Music Lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him to get the black boxes from the 9/11 planes
2006-09-24 16:12:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋