2006-09-24 08:32:58 · 19 answers · asked by Darkcrow 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
if I was on an island and needed to get away (just setting the scene) I would take the paint from the clowns face and using the plucked feather from the parrot I would write a message on the turnip (using the parrots beak to peel the turnip to fit into the vodka bottle and the paint from the clown) Of course I would need to knock the parrot out with the vodka bottle first and then drink the vodka then send the bottle on it's way (using the remaining turnip as a cork) and sit back on the beach drunkenly watching the moonlight with the naked and slightly intoxicated parrot.
2006-09-24 08:53:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Assuming that word is both pirate and parrot,I would put the turnip and the vodka(hmm,filled with seawater,what else would a pirate have in it) at the end of the gangplank,and watch the clown(hobo clown) follow the bottle of vodka as it and he topples overboard,from the parrot's race to get that turnip...aaarryyee,all in a day of a pirates life.
2006-09-24 16:01:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drink the vodka and throw the turnip at the clown. whats a paroit?
2006-09-24 15:36:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
share the bottle of vodka with the clown and then take it in turns to throw the turnip at the parrot.
2006-09-24 15:36:06 · answer #4 · answered by Ellie29uk 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
put turnip in the bin, shoot the parrot and get down on the vodka. OH, and throw the clown out if he isn't funny.
2006-09-24 15:42:31 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would kill the parrot, skin it and put it in a pot. Next chop the turnip. add to the pot, and on a low heat add some vodka, stew for an hour an hey presto, a meal fit for a clown..
2006-09-24 15:42:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Probably drink the vodka, shag the parrott and shove the turnip up the clowns ****!
2006-09-24 16:03:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would get the parrot drunk on the vodka ( i hate the stuff, more of a bacardi girl myself) then bash its head in with the turnip. as you may of noticed, im not too keen on parrots either !! xx i would be doing fantasy role play for my fella dressed as a clown!!
2006-09-24 15:39:51 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Forget the other stuff and drink the vodka.
2006-09-24 15:35:08 · answer #9 · answered by Backwoods Barbie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take the vodka and leave the rest at the circus
2006-09-24 15:35:25 · answer #10 · answered by Raine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋