++Can you write an interesting paragraph incorporating these words of wisdom from Doc Adams?

Question

1. I think you Haggens are too ignorant to die!
2. It's going to be a long night,Kitty
3. Who's that woman with Matt?
4. It's going to take a miracle
5. Let me do my job
6. Sunshine did WHAT, to Matt?

Answer 1

It was another dripping, melting day in Candy Land. Spring was just starting, but if you were quick enough, you could still get some ice cream off the trees before the last of it melted for the year. But, the lemon drops were now starting to ripen. I was walking out around the neighborhood with my eavesdropping kit on, since using a long-distance microphone and wall-snooper is the best way to get dirt on the neighbors. It would be easier if people would just let me do my job, but unfortunately I have to do it all sneaky-like. I also brought my spy camera and my harness for hanging outside apartment windows, for later on if I feel like going into the city. You just have to be careful of trying to climb a building made from candy cane supports, they chip and crack easily, and you can fall down if you're not careful. As it happens, I found myself, once again, outside the chocolate house. A lot of it was in poor condition, and you could see the little bite marks everywhere. Damn kids these days, think they can just walk up and take a bite out of anything they want. I tuned my bunny-ears and listened.
"I think you, Haggens, are too ignorant to die!" At first, I thought he was talking to Haagen-Dasz, the ice cream man. I looked in the window and saw an angry man tying a noose from licorice ropes, and a frightened old man sitting in a chair. "You are gonna pay the price to the Piper, and the goods are NOT on sale today! Your *** is goin' DOWNtown!" The old man looked more frightened.
Maybe I should try to help, I thought. But it's gonna take a miracle to get me to do anything I'm not getting paid to do.
My cell phone rang, and I had it set on "super-mega-loud." Both their heads turned toward me, but they didn't see me. Everyone within a mile heard the woman's voice screaming "Helllllp! I'm being robbed!" (since that is what my cellphone ringtone sounds like)
I silenced my phone, and in all the excitement, a woman had walked into the room, sporting a jellybean gun. She was pointing it at the hot-blooded young man, and she looked serious. "It's going to be a long night, Kitty," he said in retort.
"I'm always up for a long night," she said with a half-smirk. "This is going to be fun. Shall we play charades?"
"This is already one big gosh-darn charade!" said the old man, speaking for the first time. "You all know damn well what this is all about, and I know you ain't gonna kill me till you get what you want, so you might as well put down the rope. And you, little Miss Kitty, might as well put that gun down before you do something we all celebrate."
She didn't put the gun down. "Who's that woman with Matt? I saw him walking down the street today, and he picked marshmallows for her. Do you hear me? Matt picked marshmallows for another woman!"
"Were they bunny-shaped marshmallows?"
She paused, now finally backing down a bit. "No, they weren't bunny-shaped." She sighed. "But I still don't like it."
I knew exactly who they meant. It had to be Sunshine. She was a one-of-a-kind, a sweet orange rind, out-of-your-mind, beautiful woman who could have her way with any man this side of the Strawberry River. Then, my big surprise came. All three looked out at me, and the woman looked right into my eyes.
"Sunshine, huh?" They COULD see me! And they could read my thoughts, too! I tried to run for it, but when I turned around, two umpa-lumpas carrying squirt guns with lemon juice shot me in the eye. It stung, and then I couldn't see. When my vision returned, I was tied down to a bed.
"Sunshine did WHAT, to Matt?" The woman was still looking at me, and had apparently gone through the recordings I had in my bag.
"I....I don't know." I felt a sharp jolt of pain.
"Did you really think YOU were spying on US?"
The man chuckled. "It's going to be a long night, Miss Kitty!"
Then the pain really started.

Answer 2

It was a slow night in the Long Branch Saloon. Doc Adams was at the bar having a drink and chatting with Miss Kitty. Just then Festus staggered in, bleeding. Doc asked him what happened and he said one of the Saloon gang members had stabbed him. Doc tried to get Festus patched up, but Festus kept fighting him, telling Doc, "Let me do my job, dang gummit". Miss Kitty tried to help Doc while Doc looked grimly at Miss Kitty and said "It's going to be a long night, Kitty. It's going to take a miracle for him to make it through the night." But ornery as he was, Festus made it. Doc commented "I think you Haggens are too ignorant to die!" Matt and another woman walked into the Saloon to see how Festus was doing. Miss Kitty asked Doc, "Who's that woman with Matt?" Doc told her, "That's Sunshine, she's the new school teacher that arrived on the stagecoach yesterday afternoon." Festus was beginning to perk up after his rough ordeal and told Miss Kitty, "I hate to tell you this, Miss Kitty, but I saw Sunshine giving Matt a kiss last night, which is how I had my attention diverted so that those dang gang members could stick that there knife in me." Miss Kitty, paled and said "Sunshine did WHAT to Matt?" Doc got up to steer Matt and Sunshine away from the Saloon until Miss Kitty had a chance to calm down. And calm down, she did. In fact, she became best friends with Sunshine and agreed to stand up for her when Matt and Sunshine were married.

Answer 3

The simple answer is
NO