2006-09-24 06:10:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
"I'm the king of the world!"
The Film: Titanic
The Culprit: Leonardo DiCaprio
As if the Celine Dion soundtrack weren't agony enough, Leo Di Caprio had to go and speak these horrible words. It's supposed to demote the evils of the old class system as poor old Oirish Leo stands over everything (though it looks more like a goal celebration than a king to us). In fact, the only real result of his brief reign has been a line of children queuing up to re-enact the scene at the front end of every cross-channel ferry ever since. Nightmarish.
"Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed."
The Film: Four Weddings And A Funeral
The Culprit: Andie McDowell
Still 'worth it' as she approaches the grand old age of 50, Andie Macdowell came on board Four Weddings following an excellent turn in Bill Murray's Groundhog Day. Since then, though, she's done nothing more noteworthy than the aforementioned cosmetics ads and 'Muppets From Outer Space'. We can pinpoint the downward turn to this exact moment - a disgraceful, cringe-inducing line delivered to stuttering, mumbling Hugh Grant right before the big snog.
"You can be my wingman anytime,"
The Film: Top Gun
The Culprit: Val Kilmer
A film that will linger long in the memory of every volleyball player, Top Gun was unafraid to turn up the cheese. The whole, "I'm gonna go take a shower," bit with was painful and any pilot who's ever tried singing 'You've Lost That Loving Feeling' to try and pick up girls will know that it isn't really such a great idea. But the cheesiest bit has to be here at the ending as that wailing guitar soundtrack rises up behind them and Val and Tom go in for a big cuddle. They never worked together again.
"You had me at hello."
The Film: Jerry Maguire
The Culprit: Renee Zellweger
A true shocker. Tom Cruise's speech to Zellweger, spoken over the heads of her divorced wives group, was bad enough. But the response, delivered with her face screwed up like a big pink raisin, was excruciating. It doesn't even sound right. How did she know he even wanted her at 'hello'? He might have just forgotten his keys or something!
"Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"
The Film: Independence Day
The Culprit: Bill Pullman
Shortly after President Pullman heads skyward with the words, "I'm a pilot, Bob. I belong in the air," he then returns to ground where a ramshackle podium awaits him. The good folk of the US of A gather round for the conclusion - that the people of Earth don't need aliens, especially not the evil invading ones.
"I'm just a girl ... standing in front of a boy ... asking him to love her."
The Film: Notting Hill
The Culprit: Julia Roberts
Another howler sprung from the typewriter of Four Weddings scribe Richard Curtis. Bolstered by the marvelous idea that making Julia Roberts' character as famous as (shock!) Julia Roberts, Curtis went on to have her speak this work of unabashed evil. You can almost see the despair on Roberts' face as she realises the awfulness of what she's saying. Maybe Hugh Grant just attracts bad language.
"Nobody puts Baby in the corner."
The Film: Dirty Dancing
The Culprit: Patrick Swayze
As if it weren't bad enough calling the lead character 'Baby', the people who penned Dirty Dancing had to fill it with shameless eighties dialect such as this. Yet, still, the women and men (admit it!) of the world insist on gathering around the telly on a regular basis and reliving this shockingly cheesy dance flick. Credit is due to Swayze. Against all the odds, he somehow manages to pull this one off…
"They may take our lives, but they will not take our freedom!"
Film: Braveheart
The Culprit: Mel Gibson
Is this really realistic? Think about it. Only two seconds before, the reluctant Scottish army were definitely not about to throw themselves at the 'Englesh'. Following these few, strange words, they're suddenly up for it! Free to do what exactly? Get skewered by a spear and rot slowly in a field? We wouldn't have followed him…
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."
The Film: Star Wars Episode II - Attack Of The Clones
The Culprit: Hayden Christensen
Take that beaches! This is what George Lucas is capable of! When the time comes to form a romance around which the biggest movie franchise ever is based, he gets Hayden Christensen to start jabbering on about sand. Sand! Why not just buy her some chocolates or something. Anything but this most awful of pick-up lines. Evil.
“I think World War II just started.”
The Film: Pearl Harbor
The Culprit: Josh Hartnett
Fair play to Josh Hartnett. With his excellent performance in The Black Dahlia, he's finally restored some respectability. It took a while following this most shameless of Michael Bay action flicks. The story actually seems to suggest that young Officer Hartnett coined the term "World War 2". Two years into the conflict, it's pretty hard to imagine that no-one had thought of the term. It's just one stand-out from a horrible script
2006-09-24 06:23:09 · answer #1 · answered by Kathy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Pallisers (1974) Poldark (1975) Captains & the kings (1976) The Buccaneers (1995) different halves & daughters (1999) The aristocrats (1999) Anna Karenina (2001) Daniel Deronda (2002) North & South (2004 - Richard Armtage) Bleak residing house (2005) Dresden (2006) Little Dorrit (2008)
2016-10-17 21:34:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are talking cheesy in the romantic realm I think Jerry Maguire is the winner. I mean come on...."you had me at Hello," and "you complete me" have to be too of the cheesiest lines ever.
2006-09-24 06:23:56 · answer #3 · answered by Kathya L 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Any of the leprechuan movies, they are a bit cheesy but really cool and funny to watch.
2006-09-24 06:26:50 · answer #4 · answered by nikerunner800 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i have to say the First narnia movie, from way back lol Aslan looked like a giant stuffed animal and dont get me started on the kids lolsure its from awhile back but COME ON lol thats like crap on crap action there
2006-09-24 06:17:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Glitter or Crossroads
2006-09-24 06:18:18 · answer #6 · answered by aliciarox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kung Pow!!
2006-09-24 06:14:58 · answer #7 · answered by Lenneth's true challenge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nopolian Dinamite I know I will get tons of hate for my anwer. Serously What was the plot again?
2006-09-24 06:19:10 · answer #8 · answered by Don The great .................. 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Revenge of The Killer Tomatoes", "Killer Klowns From Outer Space"
2006-09-24 06:54:18 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm torn. It's got to be either "Cannibal, the Musical" or "Sgt. Kabukiman, N.Y.P.D."
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2006-09-24 06:53:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋