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Recently I went on vacation to New York. Well while I was there, I saw a set of what seemed to be Alien foot prints! well me being the adventures person I am, I decided to follow these foot prints. About 20 minutes into following them I came across a Sheep named Maxwell, he spoke of a great land where Dinosaurs did not have to live in fear of being called names like, Steve or Tim. Maxwell and I spoke for several hours, as I sat listening to his story's I noticed that he had a gun on his belt. When I asked him about it he said, for me not worry. Well about ten minutes after asking him, another sheep came out of some bushes and started shooting at Maxwell, and after a ten minute gun battle I realised Maxwell didn't make it. Why did this happen? Who was Maxwell really? What kind of stuff was he into?

2006-09-24 05:27:52 · 5 answers · asked by ummm. 1 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Other - Cultures & Groups

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Maxwell was not actually a sheep, but a transformed spiritual being from Tibet who now lives on the astral planes. That's why he liked to "yak" so much with you.

The gun and gun battle were illusions projected into your mind to see how you would respond to violence. But a person with your "caliber" of intellect probably already knew that, right?

And as far as the stuff he was into, he was clearly a fan of bad puns, but he was afraid to admit it. That's why he seemed so "sheepish" all the time!

2006-09-24 05:38:59 · answer #1 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 1 0

I don't know about Maxwell, but I suspect you might be into hallucinogens. Am I right?

2006-09-24 12:36:13 · answer #2 · answered by Mykl 3 · 0 0

That is the problem with a clever sheep

2006-09-24 12:30:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

maxwell was into s&m, man.

2006-09-24 12:30:27 · answer #4 · answered by kittens 5 · 0 0

Thanks for the 2 points man.

2006-09-24 12:35:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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