I know that this had been done before (thanks Scorpianida) but I'm just staggered by its dullness. I've just wasted five minutes of my life reading that crap and I'll never get that back. If nothing happens, why don't local papers admit it and print some more adverts rather than wasting my time with that s.hit.
2006-09-24 04:57:12 · 18 answers · asked by SilentRunning 3 in News & Events ➔ Media & Journalism
West Briton,
Kerriers Battle of the Green Fingers
The Cornishman,
Black Farmer for Memorial Lecture
Western Morning News is rather more exciting,
Pirates Shoot Yacht Couple
2006-09-24 06:00:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ace Of Spades it a fulfillment checklist for the British band Motorhead, one in all (if no longer my typical) bands. The avatar image is featured on many Motorhead albums. that is call is war-Pig AKA Snaggletooth Paul Dickov scoring interior the loss of life seconds of the 1999 branch 2 Play-off very final between Manchester city and Gilllingham. If he hadn't scored it and city had lost, Manchester city does no longer be right here on the instant, and that's no exaggeration. Chocolate and Diesel gasoline Torres to take up snorkeling as an Olympic game.
2016-10-17 21:28:44 · answer #2 · answered by dampier 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
British Air Force Routed
2006-09-24 22:38:23 · answer #3 · answered by Report Abuse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Badgers Have Highest Rate Of Teenage Pregnancy. Farthing Wood News.
2006-09-24 10:04:37 · answer #4 · answered by Badger 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Local new here in Norfolk says that someone used the city council letter head to send racist mail to Asians in the area.
A man who has had solar panels on his house roof for 5 years will not have to remove them cause he doesn't have planning permission.
Truancy blamed on parents taking children shopping.
More people are going to church!
A woman who had £15,000 stashed in savings accounts for her kid, claimed benefits worth about £16,000 and faces prison for fraud.
Villagers fight to save local pub after plans to make the bar smaller and turn part of it into a restaurant. The new owner also wants to build houses next door.
Villagers celebrate after they successfully stopped a gravel pit company getting 12 more years on their licence to work near their houses.
More people use herbal remedies than ever! Even the royals use them and carry them with them.
Lowestoft have secured the royal philharmonic for the 3rd year to be the orchestra in residence. They are very pleased.
Lotus cars are not for sale!
These are just some of the gems that i found at www.edp24.co.uk the website of the local morning paper the Eastern Daily Press. Top selling regional daily.
2006-09-24 05:24:41 · answer #5 · answered by hollycatherine99 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can I top-trump you with a national? I was on a night bus a few weeks ago and someone left behind a Daily Mail, which is always exciting for me, because I like reading it, but could never bring myself to pay money for the experience. On page 5 was a woman saying "Look how fat my pig is!". She bought this piglet 6 months ago and guess what? It ate lots of food and got FAT! Can you believe it?
On page TWENTY FOUR was the war in Lebanon.
2006-09-24 11:07:25 · answer #6 · answered by comradelouise 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well i live in pembrokeshire which is in West Wales in the uk. It has the lowest crime rate in britain i believe. Last year sometime a cat got shot by an air gun but it suvived with just a bit of treatment. A local lady who was interviewed said that she was 'disgusted' and that its 'getting like the bronx around here'!!!. ha ha niave
2006-09-24 05:04:02 · answer #7 · answered by dunc 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's definately not the dullest headline, but it made me think of you:
Drunk English kicked off a cruise ship
(some English caused quite a stir on a cruise ship while they were drunk, so they got kicked off, hahaha)
2006-09-24 22:37:12 · answer #8 · answered by Not Your Friend 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess people find different things dull. The article you refer to would probably interest me as I am interested in plants and nature. However I would be quite happy if there was never any mention of football in my paper, a lot of people would disagree with me on that.
2006-09-24 05:00:22 · answer #9 · answered by rachel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything mentioning the premier league it's all crap and followed by glory seekers
2006-09-24 06:36:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋