who has an overwhelming desire to answer questions about stains by sugesting the use of fire and by suggesting that tazars are the answer to child behavior problems? is the fact that i have managed to restrain myself a redeeming feature or am i a virtual arsonist and sadist just because i considered them?
2006-09-24 04:28:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Yes you are.
No matter how much you rationalize and restrain yourself you still are an arsonist and sadist at heart.
2006-09-24 04:35:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The fact that you even think of them as possibilities makes you an arsonist and sadist. But tell me one thing, would you have liked it if we used a tazar on you when you were a kid just cuz you acted up now and then? They're children, they're gonna do stupid things once in a while, and if they seem to be doing it constantly, maybe the parents should be blamed, not the child. Maybe the parents should be learning some new parenting techniques. In fact, if anything, using violence will just make them act up even more.
And about the fire thing...if it makes you happy to burn your own clothes to get stains out, go ahead.
2006-09-24 12:04:54 · answer #2 · answered by hersheyshayer 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are a normal person just like me, possibly a person who "internalises problems", a person who will abide anyone's irrational behaviour for an easy life, and avoid confrontation where possible, a much liked person, thought of as very emotionally stable by your peers...
However... like me,.. lurking beneath this cool exterior lies your dormant "alter-ego" who doesnt take the slightest bit of sh*t from anyone.. fantasising about mowing down work collegues with an AK47, flattening your boss with a steam roller, slamming an axe into the head of your noisy neighbour, ramming a vehicle off the road for failure to indicate.. etc etc etc..
If this is true you are not alone my friend.. you are certainly not alone..
I keep my alter- ego at bay with the love of my family and friends..
he is burried so deep within my sub-consiousness that even in the most extreme of stressfull situations he would never materialise..
i hope.
2006-09-27 06:22:32 · answer #3 · answered by steggers 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with you, a flame thrower will work wonders for removing stains. And a Tazer is an ideal child restraint device.
Dont hold back , answer the questions as you are right (in a wrong sort of way)
2006-09-24 11:43:18 · answer #4 · answered by Rich S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a teacher I can quite agree on the Tazar (tm) answer to behaviour problems....
as to the restraint... It can be a redeeming feature so long as you don't let it build up until it bursts and you have to go and do something really expensive to fix.... let off steam in small bursts.
Like giving us these kinds of answers.
2006-09-24 17:53:17 · answer #5 · answered by Colin A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least you are expressing your feelings and talking about them,which is the first step.
The fact that you are restraining yourself is good,treat yourself to a Cadburys Cream Eggy.
2006-09-24 11:45:16 · answer #6 · answered by mentor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you are sick child and need to seek medical attention immediately or perhaps you just need a good sharp needle poked in the eye.
2006-09-24 15:27:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to relax.......urgently.
Child behaviour isn't the problem. parental control and responsibility is the problem.
Use the Tazer on the parents.
2006-09-25 00:08:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as its working for you, why dwell on it?
2006-09-27 13:39:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hihihihihi..... oh man I can fully understand your feelings....
Don't worry unless you start to act like it.
2006-09-24 11:36:59 · answer #10 · answered by Bloed 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋