If politics were a battle of the bands contest, what would the President's group be called? And what genre...

Question

....would they play? Could they hold their own against Kerry and the Ketchup-Stains? Would a mullet-capped Karl Rove simply fix the contest anyway? And would the Clintons come out and sing a duet, ala Sonny and Cher?

Answer 1

King George and the Loose Cannons

They're not much for original thinking, so they'll perform covers of oldies with their own lyrics... Condi and Cheney will don slinky red dresses and bouffant hairdos and sing back-up...

songs would include:

-Trust me Blindly (to the tune of Love Me Tender)
-I Wanna Bomb Iraq (to the tune of I Wanna Hold Your Hand)
-Osama's Back (to the tune of My Boyfriend's Back*)
-And even though it's not an oldie... Stealing the Election (to the tune of REMs Losing My Religion)

Seeing as they really can't lose with Cheney in that dress, Rove can relax and enjoy the show.

Now all I need is balcony seats and a sniper rifle.... ahem... I mean squirt gun....

*Osama's back and there's gonna be terror... hey la hey la.....

Answer 2

George W would have to be in a Glam Metal band.... They would be called 'Hades George and the Garotter's of Truth'....
They would do some covers, with some of thier own lyrics added - as this seems to be thier political style anyway. We would hear such treats as:
Judas Priest's 'Living After Midnight' (you won't be if you oppose me...).
Iron Maiden's 'Age of Innocence' (no longer..) They'd just rip the first verse straight off, as it seems fitting:
"I can't be compromising in my thoughts no more
I can't prevent the times my anger fills my heart
I can't be sympathizing with a new lost cause
I feel I've lost my patience with the world and all"

Then they'd turn the rest of the song around to fit thier own agenda (again...). The whole teenage angst thing that seems inherant in Glam Metal would suit 'Hades George' very well - he'd probably write a song about how his dad likes his brother better...

Bill and Hilary would form a Punk Band called 'Punch Yer Granny' and blitz the whole concert. Bill would finally find himself in lycra and Al Gore would try to get Hilary drunk and shag her after the concert. This would fruitless as she'd only had eyes for Condoleeza in pleather the whole night. Al would then attempt to get it on with both of them...

Answer 3

His band would be called Kill 'Em All, and it would be death metal. He would be the lead singer because he couldn't possibly see himself as anything but loud, overbearing leader. He would send death threats to any other musically inclined politicos and he would rub his own feces on his face during shows.